Holiday Hell
The time is near when you are expected to give the few deserving friends gifts and trinkets to show your holiday cheer. I have a few rules that id like to share.
1. Plan your attack. -- make a list. Do NOT DEVIATE FROM THE LIST. do not wander aimlessly through a mall, you will look stupid.
2. Do not bargain shop. -- if you see an item on your list, do NOT WAIT TIL IT GOES ON SALE...Get it now, or you may never.
3. If the package is damaged or opened, throw it back. -- This may cause embarrassment later. make sure it also has a price tag.
4. Stay away from womens clothing. -- You will never be right.
5. If Get in, Get OUT. DO NOT STOP FOR FEEDING, Stay away from women in groups as well.
1. Plan your attack. -- make a list. Do NOT DEVIATE FROM THE LIST. do not wander aimlessly through a mall, you will look stupid.
2. Do not bargain shop. -- if you see an item on your list, do NOT WAIT TIL IT GOES ON SALE...Get it now, or you may never.
3. If the package is damaged or opened, throw it back. -- This may cause embarrassment later. make sure it also has a price tag.
4. Stay away from womens clothing. -- You will never be right.
5. If Get in, Get OUT. DO NOT STOP FOR FEEDING, Stay away from women in groups as well.