Take my survey. It's for everyone.
1.Buy one, The Utne Reader or The Economist?
2.How tall are you, and how tall would you like to be?
3.Describe in so much detail that I can sense it, your hair.
4.The speech patterns of your ideal love interest?
5.Wine and dine one, Butch Cassidy or The Sundance Kid?
6.Clobber a twentieth century author. Who is it?
7.Be one, strikingly beautiful or dazzlingly lovely?
8.The name you'd choose for a short-haired black cat?
9.Wear one, round (not oval, mind you) sunglasses or rectangle sunglasses.
10.Who is your favorite Jew?
11.Describe your typing patterns.
12.How do you spell They Might Be Giants' John F's last name?
13.Give yourself an Indian tribal name.
14.Make up a short biography for a Mr. Simon Cunningsmith.
15.Shoot one on spot, a pirate or a spy?
16.Which number would you rather call (616) 947-1156 or (231) 947-4302?
17.It's the time of day that you most feel like dancing, what does the clock read?
18.Clobber a president. Who is it?
19.The person on your AIM buddylist whose ass you are most likely to kick in any debate.
20. What's the best word for marijuana?