01 [WEDNESDAY | AFTER SCHOOL]

[unfortunatelark]

Alright. So. This is the dorm. Fine. It looks normal. As normal as it is for a cult...thing. Alright, deep breaths Hibari. You will not die of some horrible affliction. Or some freak accident. It's not possible in a dorm is it?. You can't possibly die in a dormitr-

... ... ...

Oh my god. Ohmygod. OhmygodohmygodOHMYGOD! How can anyone live here? How?

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[yamada_touya]

-spots Hibari -

That looks like fun...

- Retreats, comes back with shaving cream -

Yo!

- starts spraying next to the new kid -

Welcome to SEES!

[unfortunatelark]

So many germs, dear lord maybe I shouldn't have come here and just stayed at home.

*notices Touya, and starts flailing*

What are you DOING?!

[yamada_touya]

Why exactly what youre doin my new friend!

-continues spraying over the spots the boy disinfected -

Oho! They say imitation is the greatest form of flattery isn't it?

[unfortunatelark]

NOOOO I'm disinfecting the place and you're just making it dirty again! I need a damn cloth need to clean this hobo gathering up.

*using hand to wipe away the shaving cream, sprays disinfectant over the spots again before spray it on his hand*

[yamada_touya]

Eh? Sorry I can't make sense of what you're saying?

- watches him spray his hand -

Oh is that the next step?

- sprays the boy's hand -

[unfortunatelark]

GYAH! *sprays Touya in the face from shock*

That's not the whole point of disinfecting! Oh my god need to clean need to clean!

[yamada_touya]

- splutters -

Whthllllmann?!? [What the hell man?]

- blindly reaches out, nabs the other boy's shirt and wipes his face on it -

[unfortunatelark]

OHMYGODGETAWAYGETAWAY!

*struggles and tries to get his shirt out of Touya's grasp*

Scaryscaryscaryscaryscary!

[yamada_touya]

- clings and wipes his face till its clean -

Ah... all better... But you my new friend... You like playing pranks eh? En garde!

- sprays him in the face -

[unfortunatelark]

*there be a very loud shriek of surprise and horror here*

Stop it!

*pulls off his glasses, eyes closed as he tries to wipe off the shaving cream*

GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!

*points at Touya. Problem being he's not, because he can't see*

[yamada_touya]

Fufufufu... this is what ebcomes of those who cross Yamada Touya!

- sprays down the back of his shirt -

[unfortunatelark]

*another really loud shriek*

OhmygodnowIneedtoshoweragain! Cross you? CROSS YOU?! You were the one who came spraying shaving cream all over here in the first place!

[yamada_touya]

But you were spraying too! And it looked fun!

- continues spraying -

Fun comes with seniority you know! You cant be allowed to have more fun than me!

Aint that right Boo?

*squeak squeak*

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[unfortunatelark]

I was disinfecting germs, not creating more mess!

Just leave me al--

[unfortunatelark]

*notices Boo. Hibari stares. Stares long and hard*

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OHMYGODMOUSEWHERE'STHEBROOM?!

[yamada_touya]

Eh? I dont undertand you... Did you understand Boo?

*squeak*

Maybe we need to get closer? Alright...

-approaches with Boo -