you wouldn't know me now
DCU
Turning up the Turbo by runespoor7
Steph wants to drive the Batmobile. Bruce finally lets her. The car's not the only thing that gets revved up. (Steph is still Robin at this point, if that's an issue for you. Also could use a line edit.)
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Harry Potter
shuffle: pair by geekerypokery
"I'm not your boyfriend, Sirius," Remus said instead, in what he hoped was a very patient and reasonable tone of voice. He turned his attention firmly back to his essay, but not in time to miss Sirius's reeling back, clapping a hand to his chest probably hard enough to bruise.
"You're breaking up with me?" He drew a long wounded, shuddering breath that was almost too convincing. "Fie, Remus! Fie and also alack! I should have known all along that you'd only break my heart."
"You haven't got a heart," Remus told his parchment, another fine line digging its way between his brows. "You have a chunk of coal slag with arteries."
"And you're breaking it!" It was hardly even worth noting that he never missed a beat. Sirius hit all the beats. No beat was safe. He shifted up onto his knees, shuffling even nearer on them, making Remus nearly splotch ink on his face. Not that he wouldn't have deserved it. "Tell me what I can do to make it up to you. I'll leap mountains and trim forests and drink oceans, and, er, eat meadows." Remus's composure finally cracked at this last, though, and the laughter had snorted its way free before he could even think of stopping it; Sirius bounced to his feet in victory. "Get my tongue stuck to polar ice caps! Urinate in deserts until they become meadows, then eat them!"
"You ought to be locked up," Remus informed him, through occasional shaking shoulders, with a hand sealed over his eyes. "I mean it. You are gravely ill."
"Only with love for you," Sirius said, and managed to sound so almost solemn enough about it that it dried the laughter in Remus's throat. Sirius becomes Remus's boyfriend as a drunken joke but Remus wants more. Hilarious and full of achy pining and then kissing. *happy sigh*
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Turning up the Turbo by runespoor7
Steph wants to drive the Batmobile. Bruce finally lets her. The car's not the only thing that gets revved up. (Steph is still Robin at this point, if that's an issue for you. Also could use a line edit.)
~*~
Harry Potter
shuffle: pair by geekerypokery
"I'm not your boyfriend, Sirius," Remus said instead, in what he hoped was a very patient and reasonable tone of voice. He turned his attention firmly back to his essay, but not in time to miss Sirius's reeling back, clapping a hand to his chest probably hard enough to bruise.
"You're breaking up with me?" He drew a long wounded, shuddering breath that was almost too convincing. "Fie, Remus! Fie and also alack! I should have known all along that you'd only break my heart."
"You haven't got a heart," Remus told his parchment, another fine line digging its way between his brows. "You have a chunk of coal slag with arteries."
"And you're breaking it!" It was hardly even worth noting that he never missed a beat. Sirius hit all the beats. No beat was safe. He shifted up onto his knees, shuffling even nearer on them, making Remus nearly splotch ink on his face. Not that he wouldn't have deserved it. "Tell me what I can do to make it up to you. I'll leap mountains and trim forests and drink oceans, and, er, eat meadows." Remus's composure finally cracked at this last, though, and the laughter had snorted its way free before he could even think of stopping it; Sirius bounced to his feet in victory. "Get my tongue stuck to polar ice caps! Urinate in deserts until they become meadows, then eat them!"
"You ought to be locked up," Remus informed him, through occasional shaking shoulders, with a hand sealed over his eyes. "I mean it. You are gravely ill."
"Only with love for you," Sirius said, and managed to sound so almost solemn enough about it that it dried the laughter in Remus's throat. Sirius becomes Remus's boyfriend as a drunken joke but Remus wants more. Hilarious and full of achy pining and then kissing. *happy sigh*
~*~
Due to a ridiculous proliferation of spam comments on this LJ, I've closed comments here. Please comment at http://unfitforsociety.dreamwidth.org/195250.html if at all possible. Thanks.