This isn't my picture. But it should be.
This morning as we were sitting in LAX waiting for our plane, I had a moment of panic when I realized that I had left my camera in my duffel bag that I checked in. I don't like to leave small, expensive, electronics in checked bags. I prefer to carry them with me. I was annoyed, but whatever. No big deal.
About 5 minutes later, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal walked straight up to the gate next to ours. It was the final boarding call. Jake was limping along on crutches. If I ever had a moment where I could go talk to a brother with a similar affliction, this was it. I let them go by in peace though. And since I checked my camera, you have to take my word for it. I did see them. I think they were flying to Mexico. They're both pretty short.
I've tried checking the celebrity gossip sites, but so far it seems that I'm the only one who knows they left town. The most recent entries I've seen on them were from just before the weekend, where they were both off running a variety of errands. It would seem that they were getting everything taken care of before they left town. Eat it Perez.