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[unfiltrdjustice]

Well... that was a fun night.

Not a fun way to wake up, though. This isn't funny any more, Logann. If you're fond of your dick, I suggest you tell me where the fuck I am and where the fuck my ship is. I'm still on vacation and I have an absolutely gorgeous woman waiting for me in my quarters. So unless you want me to castrate you with a pair of

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Voice;

[sandstormed]

..Masterson? Are you from Loguetown, my dear madam?

Voice;

[unfiltrdjustice]

Yeah. Commodore Francine Antonia of Loguetown at your service. And you are?

Voice;

[sandstormed]

My sincere apologies, Miss Commodore. I am Emil Cervenka; the Pirate King.

Voice;

[unfiltrdjustice]

[There's a bit of coughing as she chokes and sputters.] E-Emil?!

Voice;

[sandstormed]

..Ah, yes? Did I stutter?

Voice;

[unfiltrdjustice]

You... don't remember me, do you?

Voice;

[sandstormed]

I am afraid I do not, good madam. Please, refresh my memory?

Voice;

[unfiltrdjustice]

I was stationed in Alabasta when I was an Ensign. You may know me better as Fran...?

Voice;

[sandstormed]

...Francis? But how - you're a woman, love.

Voice;

[unfiltrdjustice]

Good eye. Never mind the fact that I've always been a woman. You hit your head?

Voice;

[sandstormed]

Obviously, Ivankov has gotten to you, dearest Anthony. You are a man in my memory.

Voice;

[unfiltrdjustice]

What the hell. It's Antonia, not Anthony. Always has been; ask Masterson or Hina if you don't believe me.

Voice;

[sandstormed]

How very peculiar.

Where are you, love?

Voice;

[unfiltrdjustice]

I'm not your love.

And I'm in a street. There's a ton of old, run down buildings around.

Voice;

[sandstormed]

Anth - Smoker. Mn. We will discuss this matter later.

I will be there before I meet with the Preacher.

Voice;

[unfiltrdjustice]

... Mn. The who?