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everyone morning i take great measures to make myself less offensive smelling. i wash my hair with yummy smelling shampoo, then lather and rinse with a soft, subtle conditioner. i spread thick burt's bees orange wash on my skin and suds the rest of the parts with not only zest antibacterial bar soap. body wash takes the edge off the strong smelling zest. i finish off my efforts of never smelling anything remotely human by spritzing on an italian perfume i bought in tuscany. i leave the goddam house smelling pretty good.
it makes me sad that within five minutes of my commute, my feet go a stinkin'. doesn't matter how good i make my self smell, my toots will always be a bane. a bane. is that an expression?
it makes me sad that within five minutes of my commute, my feet go a stinkin'. doesn't matter how good i make my self smell, my toots will always be a bane. a bane. is that an expression?