[Hi, Somarium. Have Dominic's face peering into the screen-except there's one major difference.
... Yeah, someone picked up a card.]
U-Um, excuse me! It seems that I've... [been kidnapped? Oh geez how did he get here-] ... Never mind! It's just...
[No, Dominic. Bad. Look professional!]
I-I mean! If anyone is listening to this right now, I would appreciate it very much if you could give me the directions to [insert military base you wouldn't have heard of]. Again, thank you for your cooperation!
[A pause]
And, um... i-if this device belongs to someone, I apologize! I really don't know why I have it...
[That was professional enough, right? Enough for a ten-year-old, at least... No, wait! He can't make excuses because of his age!
... Sob this is hard. Also, what is this strange white creature following him? :|]