Eddie Izzard, why must you be so attractive?

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He is, though. Someone pin that man down so I can take him. I don't care if he's married or taken. I will steal him away and we will say witty things to each other in a plane. It doesn't even have to be going anywhere, it can just sit in the hangar.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT? He's actually a smidge more sexy in drag. Good god, I'm sexually confused.