Jun 8th, entry fourteen

[unevoked]

Who the fuck is Carmen Sandiego?

...Other than the only son of a bitch with a last name around here.

Comments

[sting_to_death]

You want a last name?

[unevoked]

Not from you I don't.

[sting_to_death]

That's not a no.

[unevoked]

Not like we got any other Castors out there I need to stand out from.

What about you?

[sting_to_death]

A name is just a name, I'm fine with what I have.

[unevoked]

Dunno, Lin Pokeybitch rolls off the tongue.

I lol'd irl

[sting_to_death]

How about I cut your tongue off?

IT IS PERFECT.

[unevoked]

Ain't gonna stop me from writing.

[sting_to_death]

Tongue and hands, then. It's going to take just a couple of minutes.

[unevoked]

Not a good example for a guard with special privileges to set. Still, be careful you don't accidentally break your own hand.

[sting_to_death]

You're still in one piece.

Break my hand?

[unevoked]

Not if you cut my tongue off.

Nevermind, try it.

[sting_to_death]

Then watch it.

Are you encouraging me to come over there and try to cut you to pieces?

[unevoked]

Do it. I'm sure the Watch could use someone to channel the aggression at since Zombie's dead.

[sting_to_death]

I'm not that stupid, thank you.

[unevoked]

...Which is why you're threatening me where everyone can see. Or is it just a bluff?