This is not a post, actually.

[unevoked]

[Not an entry, but sting_to_death will find a box on her doorstep! It contains one (1) Malaysian Forest Scorpion. (handwaved as being received from Apple's pet refuge. y u have scorpion apple.) And maybe like. A stick and some leaves for it to climb on in there.

Castor hopes it stings her.]

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[sting_to_death]

[ Lin thinks it's very lovely. Just like Castor. ]

[sting_to_death]

[ BUT HEY HE KEPT HIS PROMISE. ]

[sting_to_death]

[ ...But it's a scorpion. ]

[sting_to_death]

[ Is it going to sting her cat. It totally could. Was this an evil plan to kill her cat? ]

[unevoked]

[SHUT UP SHE WOULD BITCH FOREVER IF HE DIDN'T.

Also it may or may not have been a reference to This.]

[unevoked]

[..And it could totally sting her cat if she let it, and he would feel bad.]

[unevoked]

[....Even though he likes dogs better, kitties don't deserve scorpion stings. Lin totally does, though.]

[sting_to_death]

[ Wrong poisonous animal, Castor. Brb loling at the 'Sting Potency: not lethal to humans - known to be slightly stronger than a bee sting. ]

[sting_to_death]

[ He wouldn't feel bad...

Not even a tiny...

Tiny...

Tiny...

Bit? ]

[sting_to_death]

[ She needs to find a way to leave it in his bed. Under his pillow. ]

[unevoked]

[WHATEVER MAN, it was this or a bullfrog because he's a boy. LOLOLOL that's why I picked it.]

[unevoked]

[....maybe a little bit if it got like infected or she was allergic or something. BUT HE PUT IT IN A BOX, NOT LIKE. THREW IT AT HER.]

[unevoked]

[I would lol forever. He would be pissed.]

[sting_to_death]

[ And this is where Lin regrets not being friends with Pollux. She could have convinced him to put it there... ]

[unevoked]

[But then Lin would be pissed that Pollux got a pet scorpion and not her. :| ]

[sting_to_death]

[ ...Also true. ]