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[uneternalsleep]

Happy Singles Appreciation Day~

That is all.

Comments

[theotokos]

Wow, I'm actually jealous of you.

[uneternalsleep]

You should be. I can spend the day not feeling obligated to buy presents and cheesy gift cards for significant others.

I can spend that money on me. You? Cannot.

[theotokos]

Fortunately, I DON'T believe in that shit, I can't say the same for my boyfriend.

Ugh.

[uneternalsleep]

Good! At least someone isn't buying into the commercialized crap. It's just another day for Hallmark to cash in.

[theotokos]

Rest assured if he pulls that shit with me, I'm capping his ass.

[uneternalsleep]

Accept the gift first. That way you're getting a little extra out of it, even if it is supporting commercialized crap. And then you can cap his ass.

[theotokos]

Ah, but that might involve something highly perverted, followed by whining.

Trust me, I know this.

[uneternalsleep]

That? Sounds like a bit of a problem. Just a bit.

[theotokos]

No, it means a giant headache for ME.

[uneternalsleep]

Mmn. I hope your armed with plenty of aspirin then.