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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Heidi!

1. Heidi was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
2. Heidi is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
3. Heidi is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
4. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Heidi with his left foot!
5. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Heidi.
6. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Heidi!
7. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Heidi is two minutes!
8. About one tenth of Heidi is permanently covered in ice!
9. Heidi is worth her weight in gold - literally.
10. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Heidi.

~O man, hilarious.
~well, no other news for now, I'm too lazy to write anything about my boring life.
~Heidi