Dancing with the Stars: The Men
First impressions, just like last night.
Cameron Mathison - Didn't expect much, didn't get much. And Edyta REALLY needs to start actually wearing some clothes.
Floyd Mayweather - he's got some serious potential, but needs a LOT of polishing. And he needs to loosen up. And Karina is another one who needs to start wearing something. I get that a lot of men tune in just to see what the girls are wearing, but come on ... Mario can't be happy about that!
Helio Castroneves - what a pleasant surprise! So elegant, but stylish and fun, too!! He's my favorite right now. And Julianne is just so freakin' cute - I adore that girl!
Albert Reed - He's got a great bod, but it's kind of a shame it's attached to that face. He looks awkward, too - I hope he'll loosen up. But the whole Zoolander thing was genius, and I love his whole "The shirt will be off by the end of the season." And Anna has always been one of my favorites - I missed her the last two seasons.
Mark Cuban - ummm ... a hip replacement 7 weeks before starting the show? Whose bright idea was THAT??? Fun to watch, great personality. He's got potential with some work. And I love Kym, but her eyes are too close together and it freaks me out.
Wayne Newton - this season's John Ratzenberger, but not yet ... He's the proof of the "teach an old dog a new trick" rule; if he pulls through it, he'll gain a whole new fan base. And Cheryl is just da bomb; always has been.
Cameron Mathison - Didn't expect much, didn't get much. And Edyta REALLY needs to start actually wearing some clothes.
Floyd Mayweather - he's got some serious potential, but needs a LOT of polishing. And he needs to loosen up. And Karina is another one who needs to start wearing something. I get that a lot of men tune in just to see what the girls are wearing, but come on ... Mario can't be happy about that!
Helio Castroneves - what a pleasant surprise! So elegant, but stylish and fun, too!! He's my favorite right now. And Julianne is just so freakin' cute - I adore that girl!
Albert Reed - He's got a great bod, but it's kind of a shame it's attached to that face. He looks awkward, too - I hope he'll loosen up. But the whole Zoolander thing was genius, and I love his whole "The shirt will be off by the end of the season." And Anna has always been one of my favorites - I missed her the last two seasons.
Mark Cuban - ummm ... a hip replacement 7 weeks before starting the show? Whose bright idea was THAT??? Fun to watch, great personality. He's got potential with some work. And I love Kym, but her eyes are too close together and it freaks me out.
Wayne Newton - this season's John Ratzenberger, but not yet ... He's the proof of the "teach an old dog a new trick" rule; if he pulls through it, he'll gain a whole new fan base. And Cheryl is just da bomb; always has been.