Comments | une_fille: Buenos Nachos, Mr. Schue!

une_fille

Buenos Nachos, Mr. Schue!

Feb 06, 2010 23:46

Title: Buenos Nachos, Mr. Schue!
Rating: R? idek. Puck has a potty mouth.
Word Count: 2,528 (the word drabble just rolled over in it's grave)
Char./Pairings: Puck, Mr. Schuester, PR, slight PS, but mostly Puck/The Spanish Language
Summary: El Puckerone no habla español

PROPS:
Written for adinfinitum who asked for a drabble (LULZ DRABBLE) of Puck being in Spanish ( Read more... )

glee: puckerface, fandom: fanfiction, glee

Comments 90

unequivocally February 7 2010, 05:45:36 UTC

“You know, Rachel’s a very smart, studious young woman.”

“Hey,” Puck wags a finger at him, “don’t go getting any ideas, okay?”

OH GOD I LOVE THIS. AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BB. YOU AND BABS AND FARAH ARE MY NEW LIFE BLOOD, OK? SO DONT EVER CHANGE.

And god, I need this Puck IN AND AROUND MY MOUTH. He is perfect. Wipe my seat, I am done.<3

lunamystik February 7 2010, 06:08:41 UTC

“BRB, my dictionary’s running away!” :)

And a big :) for the rest of this brilliantly rendered voyage into the permanently unilingual mind of Señor Puckerman.

une_fille February 8 2010, 14:38:47 UTC

I'm glad you enjoyed it!

the permanently unilingual mind of Señor Puckerman
Right? And you just know he actually thinks he's fluent in Spanish at this point... dumbass.

Thanks for reading :)

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une_fille February 8 2010, 14:39:05 UTC

Thanks :)

wildly_wrathful February 7 2010, 06:16:40 UTC

Hahaha, there's nothing I can say to express how much I love this! Will and Puck are so funny together, and love the PR mentions! :D

une_fille February 8 2010, 14:39:41 UTC

I'm so happy you loved it. Thanks for reading!

adinfinitum February 7 2010, 06:21:59 UTC

We need some Benicio Del Toro up in here, teaching us some badass español. Who the fuck cares where the library is when there’s a party in my pants and the señoritas need to know they’re invited?
I've read this line a good 6 or 7 times and it STILL CRACKS ME UP.

“Hasta la vista, baby”
PERFECT TOUCH. Seriously.

Will’s never had to handle the problem of a student attending his classes when they shouldn’t but from the way Puck acts mildly subdued with Santana Lopez in his lap, he decides to make an exception and let’s her stay
Okay this image is perfect in EVERY SINGLE WAY.

“sometimes a man needs to step up and mark his territory, like the Vikings did. Or in your case, the Mexican Vikings.”
BRB LOLING FOREVER.

When Rachel Berry comes stomping by covered in grape slushee, Will fills out a detention slip silently and considers early retirement.
God, I seriously LOVE how you construct the whole narrative of this. THE RESTRUCTURING DID IT SERIOUS GOOD, DUDE. And something about this line, IDEK. It's perfect.

“So I need you to be ( ... )