Events of December 21, 2003
Today at 1634 at the intersection of Bellair and Bloor St. , three unidentified persons walked into the Shopping Complex named Sporting Life. Their mission as Planeteers collaborating with Captain Planet himself was to emancipate Robert Nesta "Bob" Marley from the fangs of the western capitalistic market. These three brave soldiers fought their way through the front security and into the heart of the consumer dungeon. Once there they smartly salvaged the prisoner from his cell in a frame on the wall, replacng it with a statement de-nouncing consumerwhorism worldwide. Our three heros then plunged headlong into the oncoming herd of Christmas-shoppers and safely escaped the fortress with their lives and Bob in his silver-framed prison. There still remains more prisoners in this forsaken prison. Among them is Mahatma Ghandi. He is frozen in carbonite frame on the top level of the tower and he will be rescued next. Any interested liberators can contact the Planet Rangers organization at their HQ on the 2nd gallilean moon of Jupiter, Gannymede (Free parking).
Remember kids dont litter - the Red Power Ranger
Remember kids dont litter - the Red Power Ranger