Aron's cool person test
start with score of zero.
subtract 1 point for each of the following questions you answer yes to.leave score alone if answering no.
1.do you think you are cool?
2.do people often mistake you for a homosexaul?
3.do you think butt sex is gross?
4.do you like to go out dancing at clubs?
5.do you like jesus?
6.do you work at a shoe store in hollywood?
Add 1 point for each of the following questions you answer yes to. Leave score alone for every point you answer no to.
1.are you absolutely positive god is dead?
2.do middle aged men hate you?
3.is a whip just like the greatest sextoy ever or what?(add 2 points if your answer is "hell yah you fucking bastard")
4.have you ever hung out with bums and got wasted drink shit beer?
5.do the simpsons kick ass?
6.are zombie movie like the greatest thing ever?
score sheet-
between -6 and -3 makes you the most anoying peice of shit ever and I hope you rott in helll you filth fucking anal cunt maggot whore.You are most likely an emo fan a nazi skin head or a cop. There is no hope for you, you just suck.
between -2 and 1 you are still pretty damn lame and might aswell consider spending the rest of your life chained to a wall being beaten brutaly by bald middle aged men because i hate you and you suck. You are most likely a virgin or just a very anoying slut. There is hope though, send me 4 bucks and well call it even.
between 2 and 4 wow good job I dont hate you(probably)
between 5 and 6 you kick some serious ass if you are a girl then that just kicks complete ass and you are wonderfull and i dont hate you.
between 7 and 7 means you are a god among men. you reak of a coolness that couldnt be washed away with even the strongest of industrial cleaners. congratulations to you, the world hates you because you are beautiful. and one day we will mix our genetic soups together and creat a master of race flying neon super ferrets.
subtract 1 point for each of the following questions you answer yes to.leave score alone if answering no.
1.do you think you are cool?
2.do people often mistake you for a homosexaul?
3.do you think butt sex is gross?
4.do you like to go out dancing at clubs?
5.do you like jesus?
6.do you work at a shoe store in hollywood?
Add 1 point for each of the following questions you answer yes to. Leave score alone for every point you answer no to.
1.are you absolutely positive god is dead?
2.do middle aged men hate you?
3.is a whip just like the greatest sextoy ever or what?(add 2 points if your answer is "hell yah you fucking bastard")
4.have you ever hung out with bums and got wasted drink shit beer?
5.do the simpsons kick ass?
6.are zombie movie like the greatest thing ever?
score sheet-
between -6 and -3 makes you the most anoying peice of shit ever and I hope you rott in helll you filth fucking anal cunt maggot whore.You are most likely an emo fan a nazi skin head or a cop. There is no hope for you, you just suck.
between -2 and 1 you are still pretty damn lame and might aswell consider spending the rest of your life chained to a wall being beaten brutaly by bald middle aged men because i hate you and you suck. You are most likely a virgin or just a very anoying slut. There is hope though, send me 4 bucks and well call it even.
between 2 and 4 wow good job I dont hate you(probably)
between 5 and 6 you kick some serious ass if you are a girl then that just kicks complete ass and you are wonderfull and i dont hate you.
between 7 and 7 means you are a god among men. you reak of a coolness that couldnt be washed away with even the strongest of industrial cleaners. congratulations to you, the world hates you because you are beautiful. and one day we will mix our genetic soups together and creat a master of race flying neon super ferrets.