why vanessa does indeed kick ass

[undrcnstruction]

ShowchoirVancesa: oh, ok, so in morality class today, we had guest speakers come in, and talk about free to be, and i decided that i'm gunna join and take a second virginity.
mAdAmEwAn: HAHA
ShowchoirVancesa: APRIL FOOLS!

james leoni, if youre reading this please do me a favor. MARRY VANESSA!! you KNOW you want to. dont lie. you do.

thats all,

Comments

Fuck yeah!

[moseysahodie]

I want him to want meeee....

Er, uh.

I love James. I love Annie. I love life.

I'm such a hippie pot smoking druggie.

Re: Fuck yeah!

[undrcnstruction]

YES! i love vanessa as well.

...marry me?

Re: Fuck yeah!

[moseysahodie]

OK.

But only if we can divorce when James is 34 and 364 days old so I can marry him.

Re: Fuck yeah!

[undrcnstruction]

hmm....yeah okay. but only if i can have kei..sergi..stan kin...emi....conductor man greg.

Re: Fuck yeah!

[moseysahodie]

No seriously Annie.

Let's have mad kinky lesbian sex right now.

I'll bring the dildo, you bring the porn.

Re: Fuck yeah!

[undrcnstruction]

HELLS YES!! be there in half an hour....

Re: Fuck yeah!

[moseysahodie]

How about I meet you at YOUR house, because you don't even have a drivers permit? And if you did, your mom'd have to be in the car waiting for you.

I see it now.

"Mom, can I drive to Vanessa's so we can molester each other? I need you to sit in the passengers seat".

Hehehehehe. We'll christen my Yonahmobile.

Re: Fuck yeah!

[undrcnstruction]

hahaha, YES! itll probably be the best sex that car ever sees.

Re: Fuck yeah!

[moseysahodie]

All ten seconds of it?

It'll probably be the ONLY sex that car ever sees.

Except for last nig-

Re: Fuck yeah!

[undrcnstruction]

AHAHAH! oh man, i love you so much!

eww, you had sex with stan kinky in the yonahmobile!!!

Re: Fuck yeah!

[moseysahodie]

I did?

Why don't I remember it?