ive decided that since i am too poor for a yearbook, everyone who would have signed my yearbook should just leave me a comment here. i love you all, happy summer!
I just wanted to say...barnacle_powerJune 18 2004, 01:56:13 UTC
Annie (Niles)-
*sighs* Well, it's been a long, long year, hasn't it? Well, maybe not for me. I think it was May that I was born from your hands, as well as the wondrous fingers of dear Adrienne and Skipperson the Great. Seventh period biology was like heaven for me. Every day, Skip would pull me out of his back pack and you three would comfort me when Reginald and I were in one of our little fights. Or you'd dance with me. You would even fill out my scantrons, which I could not do, for I do not have what you humans call opposable thumbs. *shakes head* God, I wish I had those, let alone any other appendages.
Annie, good old Master Standish, I want your sex. Well, maybe not your sex. I'm not Jerry the Heterosexual Paper Barnacle, am I? *laughs like an old British man* But I'm so happy that I've been able to gaze at your gorgeous eyes day in and day out. Give a similar message to Adrienne, as well. I won't see her as much as Skip. And you'll be seeing her a lot, and just let her know that she is one kind girl that will go far. I wish she could live with me in my drawer at Skip's lovely home.
Well, I shall be off. Reginald and I have ballroom dancing lessons in San Francisco. I hope you enjoy France. Goodbye. *sobs*
*sighs* Well, it's been a long, long year, hasn't it? Well, maybe not for me. I think it was May that I was born from your hands, as well as the wondrous fingers of dear Adrienne and Skipperson the Great. Seventh period biology was like heaven for me. Every day, Skip would pull me out of his back pack and you three would comfort me when Reginald and I were in one of our little fights. Or you'd dance with me. You would even fill out my scantrons, which I could not do, for I do not have what you humans call opposable thumbs. *shakes head* God, I wish I had those, let alone any other appendages.
Annie, good old Master Standish, I want your sex. Well, maybe not your sex. I'm not Jerry the Heterosexual Paper Barnacle, am I? *laughs like an old British man* But I'm so happy that I've been able to gaze at your gorgeous eyes day in and day out. Give a similar message to Adrienne, as well. I won't see her as much as Skip. And you'll be seeing her a lot, and just let her know that she is one kind girl that will go far. I wish she could live with me in my drawer at Skip's lovely home.
Well, I shall be off. Reginald and I have ballroom dancing lessons in San Francisco. I hope you enjoy France. Goodbye. *sobs*
-Jerry the Homosexual Paper Barnacle
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