today was fun

Jul 06, 2006 17:50

things of interest:

i may try to go by melissa, i dunno though. missy's fun, or some shit. melissa is so damn foreign to me.


i acquired a medical drug that increases sexual stimulation... remind me to tell you about it in person.


i may have a really cool invention in my head... now, all i have to do is get it on a reality show.

i was real cool about kicking this boy out of my house on the fourth of july. he said he was hurt at first but then gave me a great perspective that was exactly was i was getting him to see. i loved it. he totally loved me, dude said he loved me even before he knew i was straight. that's right, he thought i was a lesbian!

WELL, apparently, when a girl hugs another girl, it's considered gay.
when they refer to a friend as "my girl laura",
if we happen to be enjoying one another's company and telling one another how happy it makes us,
when we didn't pay attention to the douche bags that were trying to make super lame conversation, ugh BORING! the fireworks were so much more exciting than they ever were. i was busy watching the show, so inconsiderate.

anyway, yes. he thought i was a lesbian.

but whatever.... this weekend, to prove just how much i love dick, i'm soooo gonna take that drug and have AT LEAST two men at a time in my bed. i have to do it before i move in with my new roommate who will not be happy listening to me bone.

i had such a nice time in mass this weekend. i'm so thankful i know such awesome people. the world in general is pretty lame.
which reminds me, meg, did you ever tell yack about "done-zo" on the bus? those bitches had the WORST hair i have ever had to choke on...i mean, look at. ugh.

i found a really pretty photo today of spoons...



and lastly, i saw an old neighbor who grew up down the street from me... one of the triplets. the boy one. wow. we were both so impressed. so often reminded of how small my world can be but how big i seem to make it feel... or something like that.

off to play with the kitties!

please someone adopt rigga in the back yard! he is sooooo great.
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