today i hung with my lovely gals smoking and taking in the sun... then i had a dude who i met in ct a few weeks ago come over for a "meeting up" no date. (darkly lit bar....) (waisted with my mom and aunts
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that's why you shouldn't have randoms over. and adults shouldn't skateboard unless they're pro or they own a store (you know, self promotion). and since when are yoga and weed mutually exclusive? also, i've learned that giving limp lungs gravities is always a bad idea. one time my old roommate ben did, not sure if you've ever met him. he had this weird guy eugene over who megan and james refer to as the "misguided guy that calls weed 'ganja'". well, anyways, he took a grav-i-tay and got like violently ill, and turned green and shit and threw up - in the bathroom, which was good. but then i guess he felt so bad, that he just kept apologizing and talking about how he fucked up for like and hour and a half, and i sort of felt bad for him, but his apologies started to make me mad. i had to tell him the story about how i vomited myself then took of my jacket and bolted out the front door of a house party to try to make him feel better. wait, where am i going with this? oh yeah, not everybody can handle the g-bong.
the end result was him waking up a bit two hours after barfing all over himself and my floor. laura and i ushered him outside and i called a cab, he stumbled to the car and laura and i bolted inside. M.F.U.D.E. most fucked up date ever.
sometimes i feel like the universe is just playing a fucked up joke on me.... that's cool. im into practical jokes... i'm a practical person.
when i think back about it, i did laugh til i cried more than 5 times in a 3 hour period... i was really nervous though that he might die on my couch, also i thought he might call someone who would call the police and tell them we drugged him... which, we technically did. but can we really call weed a "drug"? it is just a little plant, herb... is rosemary a drug? huh. not really a good arguement.
Re: i know i knowgunsnbutterMay 9 2006, 13:14:06 UTC
this is a CLIFFHANGER, girl. i need to know how it ended. how did you get him out of there? this reminds me a bit of the time me and james fed our friend too many mushrooms and he peed himself, and then tried to make out with us. CRINGE.
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the end result was him waking up a bit two hours after barfing all over himself and my floor. laura and i ushered him outside and i called a cab, he stumbled to the car and laura and i bolted inside. M.F.U.D.E. most fucked up date ever.
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I am so NOT laughing at your plight except that's the most incredible thing i've heard all day. THANKS! (and sorry haha)
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when i think back about it, i did laugh til i cried more than 5 times in a 3 hour period... i was really nervous though that he might die on my couch, also i thought he might call someone who would call the police and tell them we drugged him... which, we technically did. but can we really call weed a "drug"? it is just a little plant, herb... is rosemary a drug? huh. not really a good arguement.
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