i think
i may have been abducted by aliens...
i have a small "scratch/scar/scab" thing that us just above my butt crack... it's about 1/2 and inch, maybe a bit smaller.
i thought it could be from work, but i would make sort of a big deal out of getting hurt in my butt, i mean, come on. do you know me? i would totally milk that shit. so it couldn't have been then.
then i thought maybe it was my cats. but those scratches are longer or even with some motion... this is too... well, perfect.
so, did they put a chip in my butt? hrmm.
this new weed is making me crazy.
OH! and my sweet friend was mugged tonight.
THINGS TO REMEMBER WHEN IT"S DARK OR GHETTO:
never walk the "short cut" . it may be cold, but it's always where someone is noticing an opportunity.
maybe carry your keys in between your fingers so you can slash their face
my old time friend C used to carry a wrench, a big ass one with a rope on it because people used to steal her hubcaps and she'd throw it at them.
i think it worked.
carry your id/ credit cards, moneys, keys, phone in your jacket and pants, spread it out so you don't loose EVERYTHING.
walk with your head up and with a good pace.
NO HEADPHONES
i love you all too much for this to happen.
be safe yo.
and watch out for aliens. and tom cruise. aren't those fuckers supposed to be married by now?
dont they look so happy?! i cant wait til their baby looks more like suri chi than suri cruise. still think that baby is an alien or asian.
i have a small "scratch/scar/scab" thing that us just above my butt crack... it's about 1/2 and inch, maybe a bit smaller.
i thought it could be from work, but i would make sort of a big deal out of getting hurt in my butt, i mean, come on. do you know me? i would totally milk that shit. so it couldn't have been then.
then i thought maybe it was my cats. but those scratches are longer or even with some motion... this is too... well, perfect.
so, did they put a chip in my butt? hrmm.
this new weed is making me crazy.
OH! and my sweet friend was mugged tonight.
THINGS TO REMEMBER WHEN IT"S DARK OR GHETTO:
never walk the "short cut" . it may be cold, but it's always where someone is noticing an opportunity.
maybe carry your keys in between your fingers so you can slash their face
my old time friend C used to carry a wrench, a big ass one with a rope on it because people used to steal her hubcaps and she'd throw it at them.
i think it worked.
carry your id/ credit cards, moneys, keys, phone in your jacket and pants, spread it out so you don't loose EVERYTHING.
walk with your head up and with a good pace.
NO HEADPHONES
i love you all too much for this to happen.
be safe yo.
and watch out for aliens. and tom cruise. aren't those fuckers supposed to be married by now?
dont they look so happy?! i cant wait til their baby looks more like suri chi than suri cruise. still think that baby is an alien or asian.