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[undr_myumbrella]

only people like me wait until 1:00am to start their 6 page psychology essay on the difference between alcohol abuse and alochol dependency. (I didn't even know there was a difference until about an hour ago.)

only people like me wait to do laundry until only people like me don't do laundry. just buy new underwear.

only people like me have a crush on 9 boys from work half (half are questionably gay)

only people like me have their last 17 credit card transactions to coffee bean and starbucks

only people like me live from pay check to pay check

only people like me work 10 hours a day on the weekends and the other days she goes to school 6 hours and then go to a club until 3:30 in the morning

only people like me come home in between class to look at your myspace

only people like me visit the gas station daily

only people like me have to write lists to remind myself to do things i used to do before i had a life

only people like me live out of my car

only people like me smoke, quit smoking, smoke, quit smoking, weekly/daily/sometimes hourly

only people like me go to return cowboy boots for money but find something else she likes better on her way out so again, is broke

only people like me play poker every monday night in hopes this time i will win

only people like me wait to get change for the parking meeter at school when i'm already parked

only people like me think cleaning their room is moving everything from off my bed onto my floor

only people like me are

procrastinators, insomniacts, party animals, addicted, confused, sore, hungry, busy, flaky, drive too much, money hungry, materialistic, shaky, and boy crazy

but, what if that works?