A First for This Asian!
1. Are you an innie or an outie? I hate indie fags!
2. Have you ever worn bell-bottoms?
3. Have you ever written a song? yes
4. Can you make change for a dollar right now? You're God-damned right I can!
5. Have you ever been in the opposite sex's bathroom? yes. Her mom came home while we were in there... both times.
6. Have you ever smelled your own feet? Yep.
7. Do you like ketchup on or beside your french fries? Who the hell says I have to like my fries with ketchup?
8. Can you touch your toungue to your nose? NO.
9. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? 4 years.
10. Do you have a mirror in your room? I have a webcam.
11. Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole? no.....
12. What is your biggest pet peeve? Assholes at incubus concerts and idiots in general
13. Do you slurp your drink after its gone? I don't think that would be very lady-like.
14. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? NEVER.
15. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper? Suck it, you filthy consumer.
16. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? Oh, I have gone skinny-everything. I should make a quiz that's only questions about what you've done naked.
17. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? I don't ask, I tell.
18. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza. Why did they have to make this question true or false? Just this one? I prefer steak.
19. Did you have a baby blanket? Maybe.
20. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? Only when on LSD
21. Have you ever sleepwalked? no
22. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds? Yea I think so.
23. Can you flip your eye-lids up? Yea.
24. Are you double jointed? Only on the weekends.
25. If you could be any age, what would you be? 19.
26. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? Yes. Don't ever bring this up again.
27. Have you ever thrown-up after a roller coaster ride? No you friggin sissy.
28. What is your dream car? Cars are hella gay.
29. What is your favorite cartoon of all time? Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
30. Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child? Yes. I'd shake the sharks hand. What the hell was a child doing swimming in shark infested water? He deserved to be attacked.
31. How many cavities do you have? None Biatch.
32. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? of course not..
33. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, which would you do first: Using the word which implies that there were options given, however there were not. Regardless of whether or not it is grammatically correct(which it isn't, I'd still do the same thing first. Get my sinking ass out of the car.
34. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? no
35. Can you pick something up with your toes? yea.
36. How many remote controls do you have in your house? Well, in my room I have 4 currently.
37. Have you ever fallen asleep in school? And only two to four times because of heavy drug use.
38. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year? Less than twice.
39. How many foreign countries have you visited? 3
40. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal?Gaudy? Shut the FUCK up.
41. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy? Seriously, I meant it when I said SHUTUP.
42. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float? well, I think in just about any situation that involves drowning, I'd pick float no matter what the other options were.
43. At what age did you first try to drive a car? 13
44. Do you ask for directions when you are lost? What? Lost?
45. Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean? Yes. I've also had a mexican jumping boy. They are hilarious. They just jump and jump and jump. My mom enslav... hired one for my birthday last year. It was pretty sweet 'til he got tired.
46. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland? Cheshire Cat.
47. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points? GOD DAMMIT SHUT THE HELL UP.
48. Do you prefer light or dark bread? light.
49. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? Eggs are for faggots.
50. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? no.
51. Did this quiz suck terribly? Yes.
52. Do you regret filling it out? Yes.
53. Is it true what they say? Are you really the most attractive man in the world? Yea, probably.
54. You're pretty cute. What? that isn't a question...
55. No seriously, I like your style. uh thanks.
56. Do you work out much? No, not really.
57. Really? I wouldn't have guessed.... Yea, I get that a lot.
58. I noticed you aren't wearing any clothes right now... Yea, I just got out of the shower..
59. You know, being a quiz gets kind of lonely... Hey wait a minute, why is there porno music playing all of a sudden?
60. Don't worry about it, just relax... let yourself go. What? Let myself go?
61. Why don't you just slip off that towel there... Ok dude, I'm leaving.
62. No wait! come back! I have some candy!
2. Have you ever worn bell-bottoms?
3. Have you ever written a song? yes
4. Can you make change for a dollar right now? You're God-damned right I can!
5. Have you ever been in the opposite sex's bathroom? yes. Her mom came home while we were in there... both times.
6. Have you ever smelled your own feet? Yep.
7. Do you like ketchup on or beside your french fries? Who the hell says I have to like my fries with ketchup?
8. Can you touch your toungue to your nose? NO.
9. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? 4 years.
10. Do you have a mirror in your room? I have a webcam.
11. Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole? no.....
12. What is your biggest pet peeve? Assholes at incubus concerts and idiots in general
13. Do you slurp your drink after its gone? I don't think that would be very lady-like.
14. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? NEVER.
15. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper? Suck it, you filthy consumer.
16. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? Oh, I have gone skinny-everything. I should make a quiz that's only questions about what you've done naked.
17. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? I don't ask, I tell.
18. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza. Why did they have to make this question true or false? Just this one? I prefer steak.
19. Did you have a baby blanket? Maybe.
20. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? Only when on LSD
21. Have you ever sleepwalked? no
22. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds? Yea I think so.
23. Can you flip your eye-lids up? Yea.
24. Are you double jointed? Only on the weekends.
25. If you could be any age, what would you be? 19.
26. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? Yes. Don't ever bring this up again.
27. Have you ever thrown-up after a roller coaster ride? No you friggin sissy.
28. What is your dream car? Cars are hella gay.
29. What is your favorite cartoon of all time? Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
30. Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child? Yes. I'd shake the sharks hand. What the hell was a child doing swimming in shark infested water? He deserved to be attacked.
31. How many cavities do you have? None Biatch.
32. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? of course not..
33. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, which would you do first: Using the word which implies that there were options given, however there were not. Regardless of whether or not it is grammatically correct(which it isn't, I'd still do the same thing first. Get my sinking ass out of the car.
34. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? no
35. Can you pick something up with your toes? yea.
36. How many remote controls do you have in your house? Well, in my room I have 4 currently.
37. Have you ever fallen asleep in school? And only two to four times because of heavy drug use.
38. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year? Less than twice.
39. How many foreign countries have you visited? 3
40. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal?Gaudy? Shut the FUCK up.
41. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy? Seriously, I meant it when I said SHUTUP.
42. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float? well, I think in just about any situation that involves drowning, I'd pick float no matter what the other options were.
43. At what age did you first try to drive a car? 13
44. Do you ask for directions when you are lost? What? Lost?
45. Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean? Yes. I've also had a mexican jumping boy. They are hilarious. They just jump and jump and jump. My mom enslav... hired one for my birthday last year. It was pretty sweet 'til he got tired.
46. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland? Cheshire Cat.
47. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points? GOD DAMMIT SHUT THE HELL UP.
48. Do you prefer light or dark bread? light.
49. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? Eggs are for faggots.
50. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? no.
51. Did this quiz suck terribly? Yes.
52. Do you regret filling it out? Yes.
53. Is it true what they say? Are you really the most attractive man in the world? Yea, probably.
54. You're pretty cute. What? that isn't a question...
55. No seriously, I like your style. uh thanks.
56. Do you work out much? No, not really.
57. Really? I wouldn't have guessed.... Yea, I get that a lot.
58. I noticed you aren't wearing any clothes right now... Yea, I just got out of the shower..
59. You know, being a quiz gets kind of lonely... Hey wait a minute, why is there porno music playing all of a sudden?
60. Don't worry about it, just relax... let yourself go. What? Let myself go?
61. Why don't you just slip off that towel there... Ok dude, I'm leaving.
62. No wait! come back! I have some candy!