Form letter [intentional fail!lock to Caleb]

[undivided_earth]

Since it's almost Valentine's Day, I figured you might need this, for any and all times you do something to annoy Cornelia

Comments

[fedorafan]

...*makes a copy of that but erases the names so he can adjust it accordingly*

[guardian_haylin]

...What, exactly, do you think you're doing?

[fedorafan]

With how often I screw up I could use something like this...I'll just put whoever's name in front that I pissed off.

...

*Sound of crumpling paper* Ah who am I kidding if I don't mean it I shouldn't bother apologizing...

[guardian_haylin]

...Good for you, Noir! 'Cause I was about to suggest that if it doesn't truly come from your heart, then it's meaningless even trying.

[fedorafan]

Wow...call the papers and alert the media...you're finally rubbing off on me.

[guardian_haylin]

Would this be before or after I tried chasing you down about an hour or so ago?

[fedorafan]

Some where between slamming me to the ground with Beastboy...walking me home from the hospital, re-awakening my desire to become a hero and my Christmas spirit, getting me a new coat and hat, not throwing me out yet...listening to me bitch and moan when I'm in a foul mood...I can go on.

[guardian_haylin]

...I said one incident Noir, not all of them!