Best sub teacher ~evah~
What is this? A good substitute teacher for once? THIS IS INSANITY!!!!111!!!one!!1
Lol not really. But they are pretty rare, I mean, usually subs don't even know shit about what they're doing, and the class always takes advantage of the sub, and nothing is ever done. Call me a nerd, but I hate it when I'm doing nothing, knowing that I'm going to get busted for it later. And lately, I've been getting a lot of subs, but they all suck. Like, sure they let you do your work and mind your own business, but they're all so stuck-up, boring, and laksjf;klasmcl. I need some excitement in my life. >w< So, today was a little different.
My P.E. teacher hasn't been feeling well - considering she was gone yesterday too - so we had another sub today. I really liked this sub. 8D We did what we were supposed to do, and then he's like OKAY LET'S GO TO THE WEIGHT ROOM AND I'LL TELL YOU GUYS STORIES~~~ That's actually really expected considering this guy is old, and yes old people do like to tell children stories. Oh god, but he had some funny-ass stories. Let's see what do I remember, oh yeah. The teacher told us some things that he 1. didn't understand about teenagers and 2. his pet peeves. My memory is kind of failing me as of right now, but I definitely will not forget this one.
So, one of his pet peeves is that he absolutely hates when people text during his classes (because he used to be a government/history teacher). He doesn't understand why people have to put their cell phones under the desk, and they be looking down and shit, and they basically look ridiculous. Now he wasn't the type of person to send people to the office or yell at people, but he was getting really annoyed with the texting. Something important to know is that he usually teases guys, because there's a less chance of someone crying, lmao. MOVING ON~
There's this one dude who's texting right? Teacher turns around from his lecture, and yells:
"YOU! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN A PERVERT?! DO YOU ALWAYS PLAY WITH YOURSELF DURING CLASS, JEEZ, SAVE IT FOR LATER!!!"
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Oh my GOD, BEST WAY TO HUMILIATE SOMEONE. YOU ARE GOOD JOB, MR. SUB.
Then he says how that dude never texted again in his class. Mwhahaha. He told us some other stories, like the best way for someone to cheat - which is to write a code or something on your pencil, very creative - and his fear against crazy people. He basically took up the whole hour of story-telling, and I didn't sweat, yaaay~ I think they way he told his stories were very funny, used a lot of body motion, and yes he's very loud. So it emphasizes on the funny parts, y/y?
Anyway, that's my best-sub-evah story for ya. I think I've had some pretty cool subs, but I just LOVE subs that can tell really funny stories. I remember my french teacher in the 8th grade; she ultimately wins at telling stories, no lie. Ugh, I miss her. ;___;
Okay, I'm done for the night, oyasuminesai~
