Picspam: Clois in season 8, part 3 - Smallville
8.7 Identity
LOIS: Smallville? what are you doing here?
CLARK: Lois. I didn't realize you were here. I was just...
LOIS: Rifling through Jimmy's things?
CLARK: No. He left his bag here. I was in the neighborhood, so I thought I'd do him a favor and pick it up for him.
LOIS: what, so now you're Jimmy's errand boy?
CLARK: I'm his friend. Anything wrong with that?
LOIS: Nothing. But, oh! could you do me a favor? Zip
CLARK: where are you going all dressed up?
LOIS: A little thing called a date. I know you're fresh off the farm, but sometimes, when a guy likes a girl, he asks her out.
CLARK: I know what a date is. So, who's the unlucky guy?
LOIS: New reporter... started work at the Planet today. Unlike a lot of new hires, he's actually a serious journalist.
CLARK: you just met him... today.
LOIS: I know. The sparks were flying everywhere. I'm surprised the bullpen didn't burn right down
CLARK: do you always wear so little on a first date?
LOIS: got a problem with the way I look?
CLARK: No. Just looking out for you, that's all
LOIS: Thanks Clark, but I'm a big girl. I can take care of myself.
LOIS: I don't do too well with fortune tellers. The last one I went to see told me that I was destined to fall for a guy who flies a lot and likes to wear tights. So I'm just waiting for my cross dressing pilot to make his landing.
CLARK: hello
LOIS: Clark! help! help Clark!
CLARK: I heard about your date last night. Ended with a thud. I'm sorry I didn't get your phone call 'till it was all over
LOIS: I wasn't on a date Smallville. I was deep undercover on a dinner with a psychopath
CLARK: Sounds like your type. Lois, why didn't you tell me you were working on a story?
LOIS: If I told you my secret, it would have put you in harm's way. It was for your own safety
CLARK: thanks for looking out for me
LOIS: You're welcome
JIMMY: Hey Lois! by any chance did you take a peek at today's front page?
LOIS: I certainly did, Jimmy Olsen. I have to say that I've underestimated you. As hard as it is to believe, I was saved now twice in two days. Without a doubt, I'm officially a true believer in this red-and-blue superdude
CLARK: word from aboce, the mayor's gonna announce the new fire chief at 10 am
LOIS: My days of covering yawner press conferences are all but over, 'cause I have a new mission in life
CLARK: I didn't realize you had an old one
LOIS: I'm gonna use my expert tracking skills and find this camera shy Superhero
CLARK: Really? good luck with that
LOIS: Mark my words, Clark Kent. I won't stop until I land the first worldwide exclusive interview. Watch me.
8. Bloodline
CLARK: Lois
LOIS: handle with care, Smallville. I've had those albums since I was 10
CLARK: What could I possibly want with your Def Leppard anthology?
LOIS: I'm taking you up on your offer. Just like old times... you, me "guitar hero" weekends. I'm moving in.
CLARK: Really? You didn't like it here, remember? The rooster woke you up every morning
LOIS: Yeah, but at least the rooster only crows once. You try sharing walls with pre-wedding Chloe and Jimmy
CLARK: I didn't need to know that. But you think it's a good idea that we live and work together?
LOIS: Carpooler's dream. Come on, what's the worst thing that could happen, I'd see you in your Snoopy Boxers? Oh, I found this on your doorstep. Guess ma' Kent is still gonna make you care packages. I think she put lead in the cookies
CLARK: there's no return address, that's weird
LOIS: what's the funky paperweight for?
CLARK: I'm not sure
LOIS: at least it came with batteries
CLARK: Lois, get away. Run! get out!
LOIS: Smallville, just drop it!!
CLARK: Lois, are you okay?
LOIS: where are we?
CLARK: Let's get you up
LOIS: What the hell? Look, I'm no astronomy major, but I thought there was only supposed to be one Sun in the sky
CLARK: Come on, we gotta keep moving
LOIS: Clark, I don't think you understand we're not on Earth
CLARK: that's impossible, Lois
LOIS: How many spaceships does a girl need to stumble upon to convince you that there are aliens among us? Clark, we've been abducted!
CLARK: come on Lois, you're doing great. Keep moving
LOIS: At least somebody thinks so. We've been hoofing it for hours. My legs feel like two ton barbells
CLARK: something tells me that standing still isn't a good idea
LOIS: right, because you've been here before? let's move
CLARK: Lois!
LOIS: what is that thing?!
CLARK: stay back. Zoners
LOIS: I don't want to die here Clark!
CLARK: all we have to do is keep an eye out for each other, okay? we'll be fine
LOIS: we're not fine, we're standing on our graves! we're gonna die, us together, no more farmhouse, no more Daily Planet.
CLARK: listen to me! Listen to me, no one's gonna mess with Lois and Clark, right?
LOIS: they better not
CLARK: let's keep moving
LOIS: okay
LOIS: So first Kara, then Clark and I. It's like the Kent farm's ground zero for alien abductions
CLARK: the important thing is we get out of here, you go ahead with Kara
LOIS: actually, I think I'll stick by you and your right hook.
KARA: you can't! he's guarding the entrance so we can open the portal
CLARK: it's okay Lois, I'll be right behind you
LOIS: you better be
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LOIS: I just came from Tess. I got a raise
CLARK: Why would she give you a raise?
LOIS: because I'm me, hello.
CLARK: Right, but it feels kind of random, doesn't it?
LOIS: hang in there, Smallville. You just have to pay your dues until the boss sees that you can photocopy like the best of them
CLARK: did you see Tess yesterday?
LOIS: beats me, all I remember is touching that rock, having some "arabian night" acid trip and waking up very confused
CLARK: it was a pretty intense hallucination, even for you
LOIS: So I passed out, just like that?
CLARK: it was probably a blood-sugar thing. Lois, the best part about you living at the farm is I can keep an eye on you
LOIS: yeah, about that... change of plans. Nothing against you. It's just that this raise means I can afford a place, you know, without farm animals
CLARK: does this have anything to do with the hallucination you had?
LOIS: yeah right, it was a dream. It's called make-believe. What other reality stars you as my knight in shining armor?
CLARK: I was your knight in shining armor?
LOIS: like I said, "crazy"
8.10 Bride
GUY: be yourselves and just speak from the heart
CLARK: Jimmy, Chloe. I can't tell you how happy I am the two of you found each other you're very lucky to be together. Look, your wedding day's gonna be perfect, I'm gonna make sure of it.
LOIS: Stop hogging the spotlight, Smallville. Hey cous, you know that I love you, and I wish you and Jimmy long and happy years together. And remember what the Gernal always says, "marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy". You can edit out the last part, right?
CLARK: Lois!
LOIS: I told him.
JIMMY: speaking of the right person, since you don't have a plus one tonight, I'd like you to meet one of my friends. Name's Clark Kent. You heard of him?
LOIS: Better wear your bow and arrow cupid, that bumbling tadpole is not my prince charming
JIMMY: Well, maybe you just need to jump his lily pad and plant one on him. Come on. I've seen the way you two look at each other
LOIS: you need to get your eyesight checked, Olsen. Clark doesn't like me, he likes... driving me crazy
JIMMY: flirtation 101 Lane, I mean, that's what a guy does when he's into a girl
LOIS: really?
JIMMY: trust me, Lois and Clark would be great together. I can feel it in my gut
LOIS: well, take some ex-lax and get over it
JIMMY: okay, well, I'm gonna go practice my vows, when you see Mr. Right, will you give him this?
LOIS: okay
JIMMY: thank you.
LOIS: Smallville, chop chop! let's go, we can't have a wedding without the escort to give the bride away. Looks like you're ready
CLARK: I have it all under control, except for this cuff links. They were my dad's, and I've never had to put them on before.
LOIS: well, I guess you don't have much need for cuff links when you have a whole closet full of flannel shirts, huh farmer John? Big city boy, let me give you a lesson. You just have to make sure this part sticks up straight, and then it slides right in. The ring, you can give that to Jimmy when the minister signals. And here are his vows, in case he forgets.
CLARK: "it's really hard for me to put my feelings into words, but from the moment we met, I knew I wanted to spend the ret of my life with you" Jimmy's vows, they are really sweet.
LOIS: yeah, he's a regular Cyrano.
LOIS: guess I can give these well-heeled puppies a rest
OLLIE: want a glass with that?
LOIS: Oliver, just the person I want to see right now
OLLIE: so, uh, want to tell me what started this lost weekend?
LOIS: go on and enjoy the party, trust me, it'll be a real buzz-kill to lesten to me whine like Patsy Cline
OLLIE: You know, I may not be at top of your confidant list, but if you even want to talk, I'm here.
LOIS: I'm just having all these feelings, and I don't know what they mean
OLLIE: well, who's the lucky guy?
LOIS: having this conversation with an ex is bad enough without turning up the awkward dial
OLLIE: well, you know, there's moving on in theory, and then there's the moment that it actually happens. If you like, we can start now, and I'll just be a really good friend.
LOIS: okay. It's like... I was going along and it just snuck up on me. And I tried to ignore it, but then there are these moments that you can't. Maybe I was reading it wrong. And to add insult to injury, it all went down at tonight's tribute to romantic bliss. I know it sounds sappy, but I thought, just for a minute, that someone needed me.
OLLIE: well, I'm sure he needs you, Lois
LOIS: that's sweet of you to say, but how do you know?
OLLIE: cause I know Clark.
CLARK: Lois, how are you holding up?
LOIS: Jimmy's in bad shape
CLARK: the nurse said they had him stabilized
LOIS: but he's not out of the woords. He has severe internal bleeding. They're medevacing him to Star City, to one of the country's top surgeons. I'm gonna go with him. I'll stay there until I hear from... Chloe. Why did this have to happen to her? Why do these terrible things keep happening all around us?
CLARK: I promise, we're gonna get Chloe back
LOIS: what if we can't?
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