Review: Smallville 9x06 Crossfire
:: You have to know that sometimes, I lie. Yes, I said this review wasn't going to take me as much as the last two did and that was a big fat lie, as a turn out, this is the longest time I've taken to review an episode, I'm more than a week late! but in my defense I have to say that I spent 3 days looking at the Clois kiss, everytime I opened the video file to get the screen caps I ended up jumping to the end and playing the kiss over and over and over again. Then life was a B again, plus I think the method I'm using to make this reviews is not good, I think I'll have to go back to the old way where I rewatched the episode and got the caps and the ideas for the review as the scenes went by.
Anyway, better late than never, here's my review of Crossfire
I would totally watch "Good Morning Metropolis"... even if I didn't live in Metropolis, I would download it, cap it and picspam you guys into oblivion. Hell yes
Lois: Good Morning Metropolis, I'm your host Lois Lane...
Clark: And I'm your co-host, Clark Kent
Lois: and we're here to help make the start of your day... just a little bit brighter, right Clark?
Clark: right, a little less brighter
Lois: could we start over?
Woman: No problem, just let me know when you're ready
Lois: Great
He's so nervous!! Lois' "I wanna kill you now" face is made of pure win
Lois: look, I appreciate you helping me audition. I'm still angry you didn't tell me how badly Oliver was doing, but you're here anyway, so please don't make me wish you weren't
Clark: it's okay, you don't need to get all worked up like you usually do
Oh banter, how I love this type of foreplay. I'm glad she's adressing last week's issue, I wasn't happy we didn't get a make up scene.
Lois: excuse me Mr. "I'm slow and steady and know what's best for everyone", this happens to be important to me. With newspapers on the endangered-species list news television is my one and only back up plan.
Clark: don't you think you can be a little less dramatic with this whole thing?
Lois: you could be a little more passionate with this whole thing, but not you. Not mild-mannered Clark Kent.
I believe he could be very passionate Lois... very passionate
Lois: Do you even care if I get this job?
Clark: Of course I care, I bought a new tie.
Lois: ow, I bought a whole new outfit
Clark: yeah, you look great.
Every week I fall a bit more in love with Clark Kent. I love this man
Lois: Don't do that
Clark: Do what?
Lois: don't ou dare reassure me right now
Clark: Lois, I'm only doing this for you. How else am I gonna get that second date?
Lois: well, you should have thought about that before you stood me up the first time
I see a patern here, so Clark screws up and he goes crawling to Lois asking for forgiveness, first he, on propuse, misses a headline so she can proof his work (writting her name in the byline before his) so she can get a kick out of writting all over his work, and now he let himself being dragged into a tv audition just to get on her good side. That kind of men don't exist, no wonder he's from Krypton.
Woman: thank guys. That'll do
Lois: I'm sorry, we weren't... really, one more time would be great
Woman: that's it for today
TV lady tells Lois she got the job and she throws herself at Clark, he doesn't seem to mind.
Clark: I guess this means you forgive me
Lois: well, let's just say I won't forget about you when I go national
:D
Woman: actually, we want you both.
Clark: I'm sorry?
LMAO Clark's face!! I love you Clark, there's nothing else I can add, move on
Lois: oh no, he's just here to help me.
Clark: I am more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy. Plus I'm a superhero who doesn't wear a mask and I don't want the baddies to recognize me.
Seriously Clark... GLASSES!!
Woman: that's good, that's real. That's what people want nowdays. Besides, you two, you have great chemistry, like Hepburn and Tracy, Regis and Kelly... Lois and Clark, no wait... you guys could burn anyone's tv screen with that chemestry (honestly, one of my screen pixels burned after this episode)
Woman: it's a package deal, guys. Either you both stay, or you both go
Clark, Clark, the things you do for the woman you love... also ha nds holding make me squee.
SOMEBODY SAAAAVE ME....
This week's screencap: Glasses, how I wanna see glasses now.
Chloe: from the look on your face i'm guessing "Good morning Metropolis" wasn't so good. Did Lois get the job?
Clark: yeah. So did I. They'd only hire us as a team. How do I get myself into this things?
Two words Clarkie: Lois Lane.
Chloe's about to brust into laughter.
Chloe: so what's your first story?
Clark: Online dating. They want us to tape ourselves on dates, send them to the internet and then coffee-talk about them on the show
Chloe: tackling morning television to get back into Lois' good graces. This has got to be one of your bravest moves yet.
He's a regular Gryffindor. Don't you guys love it that he doesn't deny it anymore when Chloe points to him the stupidities he does for Lois. Yes, he's a new man.
Clark: as much as I care about Lois, there's nothing more important than finding the kandorians
Yes, because Major Zod looks better than Lois on that dress she was wearing for the audition, his mind is totally on Lois, don't play the "I'm a hero, I have to find the kryptonians" card here Clarkie, all you wanna do is get into Lois pantsgood side, you're only kidding yourself.
Chloe: Clark, you've been galloping around the globe, tracking down every kryptonian crop circle we've found. And every time, the kandorian who came with it was long gone.
How much time goes by between episodes? I know it must take Clark like 5 minutes to run all over the world, but still, I wonder how long has he exactly been looking for Major HotZod and his people
Chloe: I think it's time to start looking a little closer to home. Tess has been reinforcing her firewalls, and she's cut the feed to all her securitiy cameras. Now, given her attraction to all things alien...
Clark: you think she's building her own area 51
Chloe: Let me use watchtower to take a sneak peek at her files
Clark: All right, I'll see what I can find on my end
Chloe: Clark, you've done everything you can. You chose to come back to your Daily Planet double life as a cover, that's what you need to focus on. Leave the Kandorians to me. Now go in there and, man up, ask my cousin out and MAKE OUT WITH HER, WE'VE WAITED LONG ENOUGH!
He's doing a great job covering his identity appearing on tv *facepalm*. I love Chloe again, she's supernice when she's not trying to get Oliver killed by a truck. Not that I didn't like her last week, I love puppet-master!Chloe too. As long as she's not a problem for Clois, I'll love Chloe
Enough with the plot, let's go back to CLOIS!
Lois: What are these?
Clark: Realease forms from KZXP. They want us to fill them out before we go on our dates.
Lois: I have to get a date before I can go on one Clark. I'm still filling out my online profile.
I love the way they smile at each other before he hands her the forms
Lois: if you want these mainframe matchmakers to pick you a winner, you really have to be careful to choose just the right words
Clark: I filled mine out in 10 minutes this morning
Lois: I guarantee that's the only 10 you're getting out of it
I love it when Lois teaches Clark about life, she's usually wrong, but it's lovely. Also, Clark always believes what she says. This two crack me up.
Wouldn't it be amazing of the website had paired them up? that would have been really funny.
Clark: let's see what you wrote. Under "likes", you have the theater. You mean movie theater.
Lois: details.
Those are really pretty headshots, I wish they were realised, where are this season promo pictures that are not badly photoshoped pictures from old seasons, huh?
Clark: Favorite drinks, you have "bubbly". Yeah, if it comes in a six-pack
Lois: I do like a six-pack
She was totally talking about Clark's six-pack, did you notice how she checked him out? can't stay I blame the girl, Clark is HOT. And of course, Clark is completly oblivious of her checking him out.
Clark: Lois, there's nothing on here about Monster Trucks. You love monster truck rallies.
Lois: this is morning television Clark. Monster trucks are not gonna guarantee me a guy who will impress the home viewers.
I also love that Clark knows her so well, he knows exactly when she's lying and what is the true, it's line in Stiletto when he tells her "you could wear a bag over your head and I'd still know it's you". SO.SWEET!
Clark: there are a lot of good things about you that would attract a lot of great guys.
Lois: really? like what?
Clark: you're Lois.
When Clark said that I had a tiny flashback to january, when Chloe told Clark not to slam her cousin in the face after Lana returned, and he said "Lois is so... Lois". Now he openly admits the best thing about her is that she's Lois :D
Also, I totally had a Clark moment on the Halloween party I went to. It was at a friend's house and we were all dressed up as superheroes or supervillans, most of the people in the party were DC comics fans, but all of them disliked Superman, so they were talking about how Smallville's Clark is the most annoying Clark ever and I had to put my foot down and say "don't say that, Clark's awesome" and Green Lantern (seriously) said "tell me one thing that makes him so awesome" and my answer was "well, he's Clark Kent". But honestly, how can you put down to words why a person (or a character) is awesome when you love everything about them, even the annoying bits. So yes, I think Clark's answer to Lois rocked, he basically told her that everything about her would attract a lot of great guys.
Lois: Thanks Clark. But I already filled out my name. Good luck on your date. I'm sure you'll sweep her off her feet.
LOL. How is it that Clark writes for a living when he has this much problems putting his feelings into words?
We go back to the place where Ollie was getting his ass kicked in Savior and meet this lovely lady who's kicking butt. I can honestly say I do not care about this story... at all. Long story short, this fugly dude comes to take her away because aparently she run away and owe him some money and Ollie watches the whole thing.
We learn this lovely girl also works in the oldest porfession in the world, but she knows about cars. Oliver takes her with him and gives her her nickname "Speedy".
Oliver tells her about fights, how screw up he was and how he wants to help her. I still don't care about this story.
So I'm guessing since Bruce Wayne takes the orphans as his sidekicks, Oliver Queen takes the street people. What is up with this millionares and sidekicks anyway?!
Nerdy guy (who I still picture wearing Batman boxers) is telling Tess someone's trying to hack their system, and that someone is pretty good. Tess, in her typical sweet Tess fashion, tells him "beat them or I'll kill you".
Sweet nerdy guy has no idea how he got into that mess and wants his mommy.
Tess: Thanks to the cutting-edge technology we've acquired through our new partnership with R.A.O. inc. I believe this project will put LuthorCorp on top, Metropolis on the map and our planet back on course.
R.A.O inc!! RAO!! that's the name of Krypton's God, also is that building the one from Lois' visions?
it totally is!! So this tower would work with the solar energy to power metropolis... somehow I also feel like it will power certain kandorians who will take over the world.
Major HOTZOD! how I missed you.
I do wonder where did Zod take the money from to create R.A.O. inc.
Guy: okay Clark, sound-check time... just say, "one, two, three".
Clark: one, two, three?
Guy: put it in your ear first, big guy... just tap it once to turn it on
Clark: one, two, three
Clark's such an idiot, how could you not love him.
Lois: Wow, Smallville, talk about green. It's like your first day at the Daily Planet all over again.
Clark: does this mean I'm about to hear Lois Lane's rules of online dating?
Lois: there really is only one rule when it comes to dating Clark, show up
Lois is having too much fun with this (and so am I)
Lois: like after you ask someone to a monster-truck rally, it's a good idea to show up to the date.
Clark: maybe we should talk about this when we're not being taped.
The producer lady is also having a lot of fun with this two.
Lois: okay Clark, let's talk about something else. Like your online-dating profile.
Clark: But that was supposed to be private.
Seriously Clark, what are you, new? you can't tell her you filled your profile in 10 minutes and not expect Lois Lane to fish it out of the net and rub it all over your face.
Lois: I'll give you this. You definitely were honest. But admitting that you grew up on a farm is either going to get you a date with a country mouse or a cougar looking for her next meal
Catherine: hi, Clark? I'm Catherine
Lois: or not
Jealousy has a nice color on Lois
Clark: hello, Catherine
Catherine: hi
Clark: have a seat
Catherine: okay. I've seen these blind-date shows on television before, but I never actually thought I would go on one. This isn't live, is it?
Clark: they're taping it to air some other time.
Lois: if you can't take the heat, sister, get out of the cafe.
So this is supposed to be Cat Grant?? shouldn't she look like this:
*blink blink* at least Lois doesn't like her already, that's canon.
Clark: sorry. I have this really annoying ringing in my ear.
Catherine: I understand. I'm nervous too. I can barely hear anything over my own heartbeat.
Lois: oh, please!
oh please! that's so NOT CAT GRANT!! ¬¬
Clark: just try to treat this like any other date.
Catherine: that's the problem. I'm kind of busy so I don't go on dates much
Clark: what is it that keeps you so busy?
Catherine: until recently, I was overseas...
Lois: Skiing in Switzerland, modeling in Milan
Catherine: where I was working in the peace corps. But then I decided to come to Metropolis to take my PhD. I couldn't decide between sociology or social justice so I'm doing both
Lois: is she for real? Congratulation Clark, you're dating Mother Teresa in 6-inch heels.
Back to Tess and Major HotZod flirting scene, so, he rambles on how they are so smart and are making LuthorCorp extra-hiper-super-mega modern, she asks him what does he wants and he, of course, wants the Blur because the Kandorians are super smart, yet it took them 4 episodes to notice someone had been drawing the House of El symbol all over the city. Tess tells him she doesn't know who the Blur is and he tells her about the antidote, my mind goes right back to the scene of Clois under the rain and I have to go back a bit because I was on a Clois bliss and didn't pay attention to what was happening. Zod tells Tess they took the blood to the laboratory and she destroyed all the samples of the blood, and here's where I wonder how did they send the blood to be tested, Tess destroyed it yet she didn't know where they were. Plotholes, show, plotholes.
Tess still has major issues with Greenpeace and thinks she is going to save the world, she tells Zod so and that she wants to be equal partners in his "save the world" crusade. He LOLs at her because kandorians are obviously hotter than humans and we are not worth it.
He tells the blody outside Tess door that he has to make her tell him where is the Blur or kill her. And here I am thinking Kandorians are everywhere
Shirtless Oliver is back and my day just got a little brighter
Lois tells Ollie about her and Clark's side job and Oliver LOLs picturing Clark baking a cake and going on blind dates. Seriously Ollie, I would have more faith on Clark baking cakes, I'd lol picturing Lois doing it instead.
Lois: he did great (and I'm awfully jealous)
Oliver: you want to be better.
Lois: that's why I'm here
I'd be there just to see him shirtless, but let's carry on with th episode (it's hard to focus when Ollie is shirtless)
Lois: I need you to tell me my red flags.
Oliver: Red flags?
Lois: Anything about me that annoyed you while we were together. I bought a killer dress. I reserve the entire Ace of Clubs, but if I don't identify my deal-breakers, they're gonna cancel this date before it even gets to air.
You know what's been bothering me lately? (and it has nothing to do with this scene... exactly). Lois' missing 3 weeks from her life, she's having weird dreams/flashes, and she isn't doing anything to find out what happened to her during those three weeks. She seemed to be interested back in Savior, when the assasin chick was after her, but after that it's like it slipped out of her mind, that's not very Lois Lane-y, isn't it? I would expect her to be obsessed with where she was during those three weeks instead of being worried about some blind date.
Oliver: Call it selective memory, or short attention span, but I only remember the good things. Like how you used to brush your hair back when you were nervous or you used to call out football plays in your sleep.
Sweet, really sweet. It's over Oliver, deal with it and move on.
Speedy shows up wearing a towel and Lois quickly gets the idea. Which is a totally wrong idea but who would she be if she wasn't quickly jumping to conclusions. Although it isn't hard getting this idea, knowing Ollie, seeing him shirtless.... shirtless Oliver, walking around and being shirtless... *sigh* wait, where was I? right, shirtless Oliver and girl in a towel asking to be paid. Yes, easy to get the wrong idea.
I loved Chloe and nerdy guy's scene, that was TOTALLY geek flirting.
Mia is leaving Ollie's apartment (or is it his office?) and he caught her stealing his super mega watch.
He offers to help her paying Rick and she's like "then I'll owe you"
And he's like "but I wanna help you"
And she's like "why?"
And he's like "because I have nothing better to do, and I need to get a sidekick before Batman does it, I don't want people to say I copy him"
And she's like "alright, but I want a better costume than Robin's"
And he's like "I have it cover, look at this pretty things my people bought you"
And she's like "Batgirl, suck this"
And then he's like "Suit up kiddo, I need you to drive the Arrow-mobile somewhere"
Lois: you got anything stronger?
Waiter guy: of course
Clark: the last thing you need is a drink Lois
Lois: thanks Clark, you sound like my mother on prom night.
Uhm... why would Lois said that? her mother died when she was 6 and she didn't have a prom night.
Lois: how do I look?
Clark: if this were a prom you'd be crowned queen. Your date's a lucky man
Alright, I can forgive the whole "mom prom thing", if it was just to have Clark saying something like that, then I'm happy.
Also, yay for a blue dress.
Lois: do I detect a note of jealousy from the notoriously nice Clark Kent? Careful my date doesn't hear you. He might just have to take you down.
Clark: I'd like to see him try
I love how flirty this are, this much chemestry must be what bombs are made of.
Lois: you know what they say, all's fair in love and war.
Clark: and what's it gonna be for us Lois, love or war?
Lois: Clark! it sounds like you're asking me out on another date
That was not what it sounded like to me, for me it was more like a declaration from Clark. Did I tell you how much I'm enjoying this? it feels like I'm watching a very well written fanfic
Clark: if I was, would you say yes?
Lois: I'll tell you what I'd say... Oliver!
It's official, Clois' exes have the worst timing EVER!! first Lana and then Ollie, although I can't be mad at Ollie he looks too hot without his shirt on.
LOL @ Lois' "what the hell?" face
Lois: What are you doing here?
Oliver: You wanted this television tryst to make an impression, right Lois?
Lois: my blind date... is with you?
Oliver: well, technically, your blind date's leaving in the elevator. I paid him to go seek his 15 minutes of fame somewhere else.
I wonder if Lois' akwardness is because Clark's seeing her with Ollie, or if there's another reason.
So this Rick guy is a really bad ass and Mia goes to pay him with Oliver's car, but he decided he wanted to steal the money Ollie has under his bed and tells Mia she has to show him where he dropped Ollie because there's no way he's letting her go.
Oliver: I always kind of took you for a beer girl
Lois: no, no, only the finer things in life for Lois Lane.
Oliver: oh yes, right, of course.
Like six packs, monster truck rallies and farm boys. Lois' so nervous, isn't she cute when she's nervous?
I think it would have been much fun for the show Lois and Clark were working for if they had set them up on a date.
Oliver: then a toast
Lois: let's not.
And she keeps looking at Clark. Yes, I defenetly think she's nervous because Clark's watching and she doesn't want him to get the wrong idea.
Lois: Oliver, it's bad enough that I catch you dragging yourself through the mud again, but now you're bound and determined to ruin my date
I wonder if she's talking about her "blind date" or her "second date" with Clark
Oliver: okay, that meeting that you walked in on, that was someone I was actually helping
Lois: well, you obviously helped her out of her clothes.
Oliver: very funny. And and I'm not here to sabotage you, I just thought your audience might want a date with Metropolis' most eligible billionaire bachelor. That'd be me
Lois: I guess it wouldn't hurt the ratings.
Aaaw, Clark's all relieved because they are doing it for the ratings and nothing more.
Lois: okay, you got 10 minutes to explain yourself.
Oliver: well, I'm only gonna need one, because there's really only one reason why I came here. I never finished saying what it is that I loved about you.
oh oh, akward
Clark: Lois, what's going on? do you want me to insinerate him with my heat vision?
Lois: I don't know.
Clark's so worried, you'd think he's about to see his puppy being run over by a truck
Oliver: let me just skip to the end. The thing I love about you the most... is that you're still in my life...
Lois: please shut up
Oliver: because you're still in my heart
Lois: check, please.
Clark: Lois, Lois!
Lois: sorry Clark
Claaaark!!! I wanna hug him.
Lois: couldn't this heart-to-heart have waited until the cameras were off? (and Clark wasn't looking?)
Oliver: no, I'm not hiding my feelings anymore Lois. And I kind of figured by saying all that stuff with the cameras on, I could prove that to you.
Lois: I had no idea you still had such strong feelings.
Neither did I, I thought you guys had settled that last week.
Oliver: I went to a really dark place Lois. And I think it took going there and coming back to realize... you're the best part of my life.
Lois: I love you Oliver
Vero: WHAAAT?!!!
Lois: as a dear friend...
now I can breathe easy again, longest two seconds of my life. Lois, girl, you almost killed me.
Lois: which is why I have to be totally honest with you.
Oliver: Clark...
Lois: yes.
I'm honestly grinning like an idiot. I just wish Clark had listened to this so he wouldn't be all emo and thinking Lois doesn't love him. See, it's moments like this when he should be using his super hearing, stupid farm boy with stupid morals
Oliver: I'm happy you know what you want. I guess it just hurts knowing it's not me.
Lois: I am so sorry
Oliver: goodnight Lois.
I love Oliver, if he had been any other guy he could have said something about Clark, he was there to see his relationship with Lana from the point of view of someone who knew his secret, he also knows Clark will have to lie to Lois about his life yet he didn't say anything, he only said he was happy for her and just walked away. Oliver is a good friend.
Mia is waiting for Oliver outside the Ace of Clubs and Lois shows up to carry on their conversation
Lois: Oliver, hi. I said I was your friend, and I meant it. I am not going to let you wander down any more dark alleys.
Oliver: thank you. But you don't have to worry about me Lois. I'm all about embracing life right now. I'm not trying to end it.
Lois: good
Oliver: you know what I mean? trying to take the right kind of chances. And you, my friend, were definitely a chance worth taking.
Lois: thank you
I think a part of Oliver knew what Lois' answer was going to be, that's why he doesn't look so dissapointed. He said he had to take the chance, and he did, but I don't think he believed her answer was going to be any different.
Lois: is towel girl your driver now? Maybe your plan B
Oliver: very funny. Her name is Mia and come on. I'll introduce you for real this time
Ollie goes to Mia, Lois look suspicious and they get attacked. For the second time in two weeks Lois is held at gun point, at least she hasn't bumped her head and lost conscious this time.
Clark looks so sad!! poor thing.
Woman: have you seen the new marketing ad?
That ad is LOVELY!! it should be realised as an episode still or something, they look so damn cute, and it's such a Lois and Clark picture. Smallville should have marketing ads like that one.
Woman: I have high hopes for you two.
Clark: so did I.
my heart broke a little for Clark. Don't worry Clarkie, the girl loves you!
Ollie gets kidnapped and Lois kicks ass. Honestly DC people, why don't you make her officially a hero, she kicks more ass than the whole Justice League put together.
Sometimes baddies are too many to handle and, like now, Lois gets in trouble. Thank God she never took the uncomfortable earphone thingy from her ear, just turned it off, and now it's on so Clarkie will know where to find her (seriously Clark, the listening to her heart beat thing would be a really good thing to start doing now)
Mia saves the minute for now, and we know she's going to be a hero on her own one day. She can't kill Rick and get a good punch on her face for not having the guts to pull the trigger
Then comes Ollie, this thuds have taken a lot of punches tonight, haven't they? and once again Lois kicks ass
For some odd reason Lois and Ollie run to the top of a building . I never understand when people do that in movies/tv shows. Why going up? it's not like they'll be able to fly once they're on top, they will get cornered because there's no other place to go, it's obvious!
Clark hears Lois and Oliver panting, and I'm thankful his mind is not in the gutter, of course, he also hears bullets flying and them running, but you never know. So he takes off.
Lois and Oliver get trapped on the top of the building *rolls yes* I did not see this coming *rolls eyes* and Oliver gets hurt. The guy fires his super-mega-gun and...
Clark shows up to save the day!! just when we thought Oliver was going to get it, he does his super man thingies, while Lois is hidden in Oliver's chest and totally misses Clark being the Blur.
But a bullet runs away and Clark catches it in the right moment, the super-mega-gun explotes and Clark looks a bit hurt at Ollie holding Lois.
Lois smiles at Oliver, they hug, Clark looks at them from the other building and, once again, my heart breaks a little for Clark.
Boldie threats Tess because he's a bad ass kandorian who wants to know about the Blur. It'd been a long time since there was a boldie in the Luthor Mantion, sometimes I miss it, but just sometimes, most of the time I don't. Tess puts her "please don't hurt me" face, which by now I do not believe at all, and neither should the boldie.
Chloe keeps geek flirting with the nerdy guy and Clark walks into the Watchtower to know if she found anything on the Kandorians, but she's been to busy trying to outsmart the other kid.
Chloe: the good news is that i've only counted 100 firewalls, so I think about actually about to score.
Yes Chloe, you're going to score, but not with the firewalls
Stuart: greetings, esteemable foe, whoever you are. Now, i'm guessing since you've made it this far, you probably haven't slept, and your fingers are getting really cramped up, so I thought I would take it upon myself to do you a big favor and just say give up. I can do this all day and all night. I'm sure you already get the picture so talk to the hand.
Chloe: hello, hand
She is totally turned on by a man who can outsmart her, cute. And here we were thinking Chloe's new love interest was going to be Oliver or Dr Hamilton, I think this guy is perfect for Chloe!
Chloe does her computer magic and finds out even what the guy had for lunch two days ago. That's my watchtower girl! I wonder if she'll ever get a costume. Clark just looks at her speechless.
Chloe: it looks like Stuart Campbell is Tess' tech boy wonder, and he has done some pretty heavyweight hacking of his own. Government databases, corporations. We could do a lot with this kind of leverage. Maybe even get him to join us. - can I keep him? I swear I'm going to take good care of him, I'll feed him and take him out for a walk everyday, I won't let him die like the last one, pleaaaase Clark?
Clark: it'll be an even match (even Clark thinks so)
Chloe: Clark, this guy is so good, every time I'd get close, he'd show up and block me.
Clark: I know the feeling
Aaaw, Clark thinks Stuart is the Lois to Chloe's Clark. And Chloe is like "what?"
Clark: Lois and Oliver. Seeing him with her. It's been a long time since he looked that happy.
Chloe: Clark just stop, okay? your willingness to sacrifice yourself for others is a great strenght, for sure, but when it comes to your own happiness, it's definitely a weakness.
Meaning: you're an idiot Clark, and idiot with a big heart, but an idiot none the less.
Clark: but Oliver's been through a lot lately, and we're all friends
Chloe: Lois is not up for auction. For once, try not to second-guess things. All you have to do is ask yourself what do you want?
Chloe needed to have some spice in her life to go back to be all pro-Clois wagon
Tess kicks so much ass, I know I said this with every episode, but as the time goes by I convice myself more and more of it.
I really hope Stuart joins the league, I wanna see who will he become and what kind of relationship will he have with Chloe.
Ollie is not giving up on Mia and that's cute. I hope that clothes don't become her super-hero suit.
And the last scene, a scene that took 5 years in the making.
Clark looks at her lovingly. I adore the look on his face.
Clark: Lois..
Lois: did you hear? the brilliant brass over at KZXP have decided to go with someone else for their morning show.
Great, Lois Lane in full rant.
Clark: Lois...
Lois: after everything that happened, after Olle and I almost got killed, guess who they've decided to go with. Apparently blondes test better with morning viewers.
Hahaha, well, I hope tv turns Mother Teresa!Cat into comic!Cat. At least if she ever comes back, Lois already hates her.
Also, not only Cat stole Lois' job, she also stole her dress and her pearls. Unless the person in charge of that ad is the same one who put Lois' head on Lana's body for the season 9 promo *sigh*
Clark: Lois...
Lois: I'm sorry. I never should have tried out in the first place or dragged you there with me, and I just...
Isn't frustrated Clark the hottest thing there ever is? And Lois is like "what is happening?"
But it doesn't take her long to get into that kiss.
Is it weird that I think Erica has a pretty chin? weird thing to notice, but I've watched this kiss so many times that I also start noticing little details like that.
This kiss is so damn hot, I don't think there was another kiss like this in Smallville, right? I mean, yes, I don't remember Clana kisses because ew, but I don't think Clark ever kissed Lana like this, right? *sigh*
I'm honestly hipnotized by the way their lips move. I think that means I need a boy
They make me so happy.
*sigh* oh the pretty.
That's it people, I'll try to make some time during the week to post the Kandor review, but you should know that if I don't do it before friday then I won't do it, I loved the episode to pieces, and have a couple of things to say about it, but this week could be as crazy as last week's, so who knows.
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Anyway, better late than never, here's my review of Crossfire
I would totally watch "Good Morning Metropolis"... even if I didn't live in Metropolis, I would download it, cap it and picspam you guys into oblivion. Hell yes
Lois: Good Morning Metropolis, I'm your host Lois Lane...
Clark: And I'm your co-host, Clark Kent
Lois: and we're here to help make the start of your day... just a little bit brighter, right Clark?
Clark: right, a little less brighter
Lois: could we start over?
Woman: No problem, just let me know when you're ready
Lois: Great
He's so nervous!! Lois' "I wanna kill you now" face is made of pure win
Lois: look, I appreciate you helping me audition. I'm still angry you didn't tell me how badly Oliver was doing, but you're here anyway, so please don't make me wish you weren't
Clark: it's okay, you don't need to get all worked up like you usually do
Oh banter, how I love this type of foreplay. I'm glad she's adressing last week's issue, I wasn't happy we didn't get a make up scene.
Lois: excuse me Mr. "I'm slow and steady and know what's best for everyone", this happens to be important to me. With newspapers on the endangered-species list news television is my one and only back up plan.
Clark: don't you think you can be a little less dramatic with this whole thing?
Lois: you could be a little more passionate with this whole thing, but not you. Not mild-mannered Clark Kent.
I believe he could be very passionate Lois... very passionate
Lois: Do you even care if I get this job?
Clark: Of course I care, I bought a new tie.
Lois: ow, I bought a whole new outfit
Clark: yeah, you look great.
Every week I fall a bit more in love with Clark Kent. I love this man
Lois: Don't do that
Clark: Do what?
Lois: don't ou dare reassure me right now
Clark: Lois, I'm only doing this for you. How else am I gonna get that second date?
Lois: well, you should have thought about that before you stood me up the first time
I see a patern here, so Clark screws up and he goes crawling to Lois asking for forgiveness, first he, on propuse, misses a headline so she can proof his work (writting her name in the byline before his) so she can get a kick out of writting all over his work, and now he let himself being dragged into a tv audition just to get on her good side. That kind of men don't exist, no wonder he's from Krypton.
Woman: thank guys. That'll do
Lois: I'm sorry, we weren't... really, one more time would be great
Woman: that's it for today
TV lady tells Lois she got the job and she throws herself at Clark, he doesn't seem to mind.
Clark: I guess this means you forgive me
Lois: well, let's just say I won't forget about you when I go national
:D
Woman: actually, we want you both.
Clark: I'm sorry?
LMAO Clark's face!! I love you Clark, there's nothing else I can add, move on
Lois: oh no, he's just here to help me.
Clark: I am more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy. Plus I'm a superhero who doesn't wear a mask and I don't want the baddies to recognize me.
Seriously Clark... GLASSES!!
Woman: that's good, that's real. That's what people want nowdays. Besides, you two, you have great chemistry, like Hepburn and Tracy, Regis and Kelly... Lois and Clark, no wait... you guys could burn anyone's tv screen with that chemestry (honestly, one of my screen pixels burned after this episode)
Woman: it's a package deal, guys. Either you both stay, or you both go
Clark, Clark, the things you do for the woman you love... also ha nds holding make me squee.
SOMEBODY SAAAAVE ME....
This week's screencap: Glasses, how I wanna see glasses now.
Chloe: from the look on your face i'm guessing "Good morning Metropolis" wasn't so good. Did Lois get the job?
Clark: yeah. So did I. They'd only hire us as a team. How do I get myself into this things?
Two words Clarkie: Lois Lane.
Chloe's about to brust into laughter.
Chloe: so what's your first story?
Clark: Online dating. They want us to tape ourselves on dates, send them to the internet and then coffee-talk about them on the show
Chloe: tackling morning television to get back into Lois' good graces. This has got to be one of your bravest moves yet.
He's a regular Gryffindor. Don't you guys love it that he doesn't deny it anymore when Chloe points to him the stupidities he does for Lois. Yes, he's a new man.
Clark: as much as I care about Lois, there's nothing more important than finding the kandorians
Yes, because Major Zod looks better than Lois on that dress she was wearing for the audition, his mind is totally on Lois, don't play the "I'm a hero, I have to find the kryptonians" card here Clarkie, all you wanna do is get into Lois pantsgood side, you're only kidding yourself.
Chloe: Clark, you've been galloping around the globe, tracking down every kryptonian crop circle we've found. And every time, the kandorian who came with it was long gone.
How much time goes by between episodes? I know it must take Clark like 5 minutes to run all over the world, but still, I wonder how long has he exactly been looking for Major HotZod and his people
Chloe: I think it's time to start looking a little closer to home. Tess has been reinforcing her firewalls, and she's cut the feed to all her securitiy cameras. Now, given her attraction to all things alien...
Clark: you think she's building her own area 51
Chloe: Let me use watchtower to take a sneak peek at her files
Clark: All right, I'll see what I can find on my end
Chloe: Clark, you've done everything you can. You chose to come back to your Daily Planet double life as a cover, that's what you need to focus on. Leave the Kandorians to me. Now go in there and, man up, ask my cousin out and MAKE OUT WITH HER, WE'VE WAITED LONG ENOUGH!
He's doing a great job covering his identity appearing on tv *facepalm*. I love Chloe again, she's supernice when she's not trying to get Oliver killed by a truck. Not that I didn't like her last week, I love puppet-master!Chloe too. As long as she's not a problem for Clois, I'll love Chloe
Enough with the plot, let's go back to CLOIS!
Lois: What are these?
Clark: Realease forms from KZXP. They want us to fill them out before we go on our dates.
Lois: I have to get a date before I can go on one Clark. I'm still filling out my online profile.
I love the way they smile at each other before he hands her the forms
Lois: if you want these mainframe matchmakers to pick you a winner, you really have to be careful to choose just the right words
Clark: I filled mine out in 10 minutes this morning
Lois: I guarantee that's the only 10 you're getting out of it
I love it when Lois teaches Clark about life, she's usually wrong, but it's lovely. Also, Clark always believes what she says. This two crack me up.
Wouldn't it be amazing of the website had paired them up? that would have been really funny.
Clark: let's see what you wrote. Under "likes", you have the theater. You mean movie theater.
Lois: details.
Those are really pretty headshots, I wish they were realised, where are this season promo pictures that are not badly photoshoped pictures from old seasons, huh?
Clark: Favorite drinks, you have "bubbly". Yeah, if it comes in a six-pack
Lois: I do like a six-pack
She was totally talking about Clark's six-pack, did you notice how she checked him out? can't stay I blame the girl, Clark is HOT. And of course, Clark is completly oblivious of her checking him out.
Clark: Lois, there's nothing on here about Monster Trucks. You love monster truck rallies.
Lois: this is morning television Clark. Monster trucks are not gonna guarantee me a guy who will impress the home viewers.
I also love that Clark knows her so well, he knows exactly when she's lying and what is the true, it's line in Stiletto when he tells her "you could wear a bag over your head and I'd still know it's you". SO.SWEET!
Clark: there are a lot of good things about you that would attract a lot of great guys.
Lois: really? like what?
Clark: you're Lois.
When Clark said that I had a tiny flashback to january, when Chloe told Clark not to slam her cousin in the face after Lana returned, and he said "Lois is so... Lois". Now he openly admits the best thing about her is that she's Lois :D
Also, I totally had a Clark moment on the Halloween party I went to. It was at a friend's house and we were all dressed up as superheroes or supervillans, most of the people in the party were DC comics fans, but all of them disliked Superman, so they were talking about how Smallville's Clark is the most annoying Clark ever and I had to put my foot down and say "don't say that, Clark's awesome" and Green Lantern (seriously) said "tell me one thing that makes him so awesome" and my answer was "well, he's Clark Kent". But honestly, how can you put down to words why a person (or a character) is awesome when you love everything about them, even the annoying bits. So yes, I think Clark's answer to Lois rocked, he basically told her that everything about her would attract a lot of great guys.
Lois: Thanks Clark. But I already filled out my name. Good luck on your date. I'm sure you'll sweep her off her feet.
LOL. How is it that Clark writes for a living when he has this much problems putting his feelings into words?
We go back to the place where Ollie was getting his ass kicked in Savior and meet this lovely lady who's kicking butt. I can honestly say I do not care about this story... at all. Long story short, this fugly dude comes to take her away because aparently she run away and owe him some money and Ollie watches the whole thing.
We learn this lovely girl also works in the oldest porfession in the world, but she knows about cars. Oliver takes her with him and gives her her nickname "Speedy".
Oliver tells her about fights, how screw up he was and how he wants to help her. I still don't care about this story.
So I'm guessing since Bruce Wayne takes the orphans as his sidekicks, Oliver Queen takes the street people. What is up with this millionares and sidekicks anyway?!
Nerdy guy (who I still picture wearing Batman boxers) is telling Tess someone's trying to hack their system, and that someone is pretty good. Tess, in her typical sweet Tess fashion, tells him "beat them or I'll kill you".
Sweet nerdy guy has no idea how he got into that mess and wants his mommy.
Tess: Thanks to the cutting-edge technology we've acquired through our new partnership with R.A.O. inc. I believe this project will put LuthorCorp on top, Metropolis on the map and our planet back on course.
R.A.O inc!! RAO!! that's the name of Krypton's God, also is that building the one from Lois' visions?
it totally is!! So this tower would work with the solar energy to power metropolis... somehow I also feel like it will power certain kandorians who will take over the world.
Major HOTZOD! how I missed you.
I do wonder where did Zod take the money from to create R.A.O. inc.
Guy: okay Clark, sound-check time... just say, "one, two, three".
Clark: one, two, three?
Guy: put it in your ear first, big guy... just tap it once to turn it on
Clark: one, two, three
Clark's such an idiot, how could you not love him.
Lois: Wow, Smallville, talk about green. It's like your first day at the Daily Planet all over again.
Clark: does this mean I'm about to hear Lois Lane's rules of online dating?
Lois: there really is only one rule when it comes to dating Clark, show up
Lois is having too much fun with this (and so am I)
Lois: like after you ask someone to a monster-truck rally, it's a good idea to show up to the date.
Clark: maybe we should talk about this when we're not being taped.
The producer lady is also having a lot of fun with this two.
Lois: okay Clark, let's talk about something else. Like your online-dating profile.
Clark: But that was supposed to be private.
Seriously Clark, what are you, new? you can't tell her you filled your profile in 10 minutes and not expect Lois Lane to fish it out of the net and rub it all over your face.
Lois: I'll give you this. You definitely were honest. But admitting that you grew up on a farm is either going to get you a date with a country mouse or a cougar looking for her next meal
Catherine: hi, Clark? I'm Catherine
Lois: or not
Jealousy has a nice color on Lois
Clark: hello, Catherine
Catherine: hi
Clark: have a seat
Catherine: okay. I've seen these blind-date shows on television before, but I never actually thought I would go on one. This isn't live, is it?
Clark: they're taping it to air some other time.
Lois: if you can't take the heat, sister, get out of the cafe.
So this is supposed to be Cat Grant?? shouldn't she look like this:
*blink blink* at least Lois doesn't like her already, that's canon.
Clark: sorry. I have this really annoying ringing in my ear.
Catherine: I understand. I'm nervous too. I can barely hear anything over my own heartbeat.
Lois: oh, please!
oh please! that's so NOT CAT GRANT!! ¬¬
Clark: just try to treat this like any other date.
Catherine: that's the problem. I'm kind of busy so I don't go on dates much
Clark: what is it that keeps you so busy?
Catherine: until recently, I was overseas...
Lois: Skiing in Switzerland, modeling in Milan
Catherine: where I was working in the peace corps. But then I decided to come to Metropolis to take my PhD. I couldn't decide between sociology or social justice so I'm doing both
Lois: is she for real? Congratulation Clark, you're dating Mother Teresa in 6-inch heels.
Back to Tess and Major HotZod flirting scene, so, he rambles on how they are so smart and are making LuthorCorp extra-hiper-super-mega modern, she asks him what does he wants and he, of course, wants the Blur because the Kandorians are super smart, yet it took them 4 episodes to notice someone had been drawing the House of El symbol all over the city. Tess tells him she doesn't know who the Blur is and he tells her about the antidote, my mind goes right back to the scene of Clois under the rain and I have to go back a bit because I was on a Clois bliss and didn't pay attention to what was happening. Zod tells Tess they took the blood to the laboratory and she destroyed all the samples of the blood, and here's where I wonder how did they send the blood to be tested, Tess destroyed it yet she didn't know where they were. Plotholes, show, plotholes.
Tess still has major issues with Greenpeace and thinks she is going to save the world, she tells Zod so and that she wants to be equal partners in his "save the world" crusade. He LOLs at her because kandorians are obviously hotter than humans and we are not worth it.
He tells the blody outside Tess door that he has to make her tell him where is the Blur or kill her. And here I am thinking Kandorians are everywhere
Shirtless Oliver is back and my day just got a little brighter
Lois tells Ollie about her and Clark's side job and Oliver LOLs picturing Clark baking a cake and going on blind dates. Seriously Ollie, I would have more faith on Clark baking cakes, I'd lol picturing Lois doing it instead.
Lois: he did great (and I'm awfully jealous)
Oliver: you want to be better.
Lois: that's why I'm here
I'd be there just to see him shirtless, but let's carry on with th episode (it's hard to focus when Ollie is shirtless)
Lois: I need you to tell me my red flags.
Oliver: Red flags?
Lois: Anything about me that annoyed you while we were together. I bought a killer dress. I reserve the entire Ace of Clubs, but if I don't identify my deal-breakers, they're gonna cancel this date before it even gets to air.
You know what's been bothering me lately? (and it has nothing to do with this scene... exactly). Lois' missing 3 weeks from her life, she's having weird dreams/flashes, and she isn't doing anything to find out what happened to her during those three weeks. She seemed to be interested back in Savior, when the assasin chick was after her, but after that it's like it slipped out of her mind, that's not very Lois Lane-y, isn't it? I would expect her to be obsessed with where she was during those three weeks instead of being worried about some blind date.
Oliver: Call it selective memory, or short attention span, but I only remember the good things. Like how you used to brush your hair back when you were nervous or you used to call out football plays in your sleep.
Sweet, really sweet. It's over Oliver, deal with it and move on.
Speedy shows up wearing a towel and Lois quickly gets the idea. Which is a totally wrong idea but who would she be if she wasn't quickly jumping to conclusions. Although it isn't hard getting this idea, knowing Ollie, seeing him shirtless.... shirtless Oliver, walking around and being shirtless... *sigh* wait, where was I? right, shirtless Oliver and girl in a towel asking to be paid. Yes, easy to get the wrong idea.
I loved Chloe and nerdy guy's scene, that was TOTALLY geek flirting.
Mia is leaving Ollie's apartment (or is it his office?) and he caught her stealing his super mega watch.
He offers to help her paying Rick and she's like "then I'll owe you"
And he's like "but I wanna help you"
And she's like "why?"
And he's like "because I have nothing better to do, and I need to get a sidekick before Batman does it, I don't want people to say I copy him"
And she's like "alright, but I want a better costume than Robin's"
And he's like "I have it cover, look at this pretty things my people bought you"
And she's like "Batgirl, suck this"
And then he's like "Suit up kiddo, I need you to drive the Arrow-mobile somewhere"
Lois: you got anything stronger?
Waiter guy: of course
Clark: the last thing you need is a drink Lois
Lois: thanks Clark, you sound like my mother on prom night.
Uhm... why would Lois said that? her mother died when she was 6 and she didn't have a prom night.
Lois: how do I look?
Clark: if this were a prom you'd be crowned queen. Your date's a lucky man
Alright, I can forgive the whole "mom prom thing", if it was just to have Clark saying something like that, then I'm happy.
Also, yay for a blue dress.
Lois: do I detect a note of jealousy from the notoriously nice Clark Kent? Careful my date doesn't hear you. He might just have to take you down.
Clark: I'd like to see him try
I love how flirty this are, this much chemestry must be what bombs are made of.
Lois: you know what they say, all's fair in love and war.
Clark: and what's it gonna be for us Lois, love or war?
Lois: Clark! it sounds like you're asking me out on another date
That was not what it sounded like to me, for me it was more like a declaration from Clark. Did I tell you how much I'm enjoying this? it feels like I'm watching a very well written fanfic
Clark: if I was, would you say yes?
Lois: I'll tell you what I'd say... Oliver!
It's official, Clois' exes have the worst timing EVER!! first Lana and then Ollie, although I can't be mad at Ollie he looks too hot without his shirt on.
LOL @ Lois' "what the hell?" face
Lois: What are you doing here?
Oliver: You wanted this television tryst to make an impression, right Lois?
Lois: my blind date... is with you?
Oliver: well, technically, your blind date's leaving in the elevator. I paid him to go seek his 15 minutes of fame somewhere else.
I wonder if Lois' akwardness is because Clark's seeing her with Ollie, or if there's another reason.
So this Rick guy is a really bad ass and Mia goes to pay him with Oliver's car, but he decided he wanted to steal the money Ollie has under his bed and tells Mia she has to show him where he dropped Ollie because there's no way he's letting her go.
Oliver: I always kind of took you for a beer girl
Lois: no, no, only the finer things in life for Lois Lane.
Oliver: oh yes, right, of course.
Like six packs, monster truck rallies and farm boys. Lois' so nervous, isn't she cute when she's nervous?
I think it would have been much fun for the show Lois and Clark were working for if they had set them up on a date.
Oliver: then a toast
Lois: let's not.
And she keeps looking at Clark. Yes, I defenetly think she's nervous because Clark's watching and she doesn't want him to get the wrong idea.
Lois: Oliver, it's bad enough that I catch you dragging yourself through the mud again, but now you're bound and determined to ruin my date
I wonder if she's talking about her "blind date" or her "second date" with Clark
Oliver: okay, that meeting that you walked in on, that was someone I was actually helping
Lois: well, you obviously helped her out of her clothes.
Oliver: very funny. And and I'm not here to sabotage you, I just thought your audience might want a date with Metropolis' most eligible billionaire bachelor. That'd be me
Lois: I guess it wouldn't hurt the ratings.
Aaaw, Clark's all relieved because they are doing it for the ratings and nothing more.
Lois: okay, you got 10 minutes to explain yourself.
Oliver: well, I'm only gonna need one, because there's really only one reason why I came here. I never finished saying what it is that I loved about you.
oh oh, akward
Clark: Lois, what's going on? do you want me to insinerate him with my heat vision?
Lois: I don't know.
Clark's so worried, you'd think he's about to see his puppy being run over by a truck
Oliver: let me just skip to the end. The thing I love about you the most... is that you're still in my life...
Lois: please shut up
Oliver: because you're still in my heart
Lois: check, please.
Clark: Lois, Lois!
Lois: sorry Clark
Claaaark!!! I wanna hug him.
Lois: couldn't this heart-to-heart have waited until the cameras were off? (and Clark wasn't looking?)
Oliver: no, I'm not hiding my feelings anymore Lois. And I kind of figured by saying all that stuff with the cameras on, I could prove that to you.
Lois: I had no idea you still had such strong feelings.
Neither did I, I thought you guys had settled that last week.
Oliver: I went to a really dark place Lois. And I think it took going there and coming back to realize... you're the best part of my life.
Lois: I love you Oliver
Vero: WHAAAT?!!!
Lois: as a dear friend...
now I can breathe easy again, longest two seconds of my life. Lois, girl, you almost killed me.
Lois: which is why I have to be totally honest with you.
Oliver: Clark...
Lois: yes.
I'm honestly grinning like an idiot. I just wish Clark had listened to this so he wouldn't be all emo and thinking Lois doesn't love him. See, it's moments like this when he should be using his super hearing, stupid farm boy with stupid morals
Oliver: I'm happy you know what you want. I guess it just hurts knowing it's not me.
Lois: I am so sorry
Oliver: goodnight Lois.
I love Oliver, if he had been any other guy he could have said something about Clark, he was there to see his relationship with Lana from the point of view of someone who knew his secret, he also knows Clark will have to lie to Lois about his life yet he didn't say anything, he only said he was happy for her and just walked away. Oliver is a good friend.
Mia is waiting for Oliver outside the Ace of Clubs and Lois shows up to carry on their conversation
Lois: Oliver, hi. I said I was your friend, and I meant it. I am not going to let you wander down any more dark alleys.
Oliver: thank you. But you don't have to worry about me Lois. I'm all about embracing life right now. I'm not trying to end it.
Lois: good
Oliver: you know what I mean? trying to take the right kind of chances. And you, my friend, were definitely a chance worth taking.
Lois: thank you
I think a part of Oliver knew what Lois' answer was going to be, that's why he doesn't look so dissapointed. He said he had to take the chance, and he did, but I don't think he believed her answer was going to be any different.
Lois: is towel girl your driver now? Maybe your plan B
Oliver: very funny. Her name is Mia and come on. I'll introduce you for real this time
Ollie goes to Mia, Lois look suspicious and they get attacked. For the second time in two weeks Lois is held at gun point, at least she hasn't bumped her head and lost conscious this time.
Clark looks so sad!! poor thing.
Woman: have you seen the new marketing ad?
That ad is LOVELY!! it should be realised as an episode still or something, they look so damn cute, and it's such a Lois and Clark picture. Smallville should have marketing ads like that one.
Woman: I have high hopes for you two.
Clark: so did I.
my heart broke a little for Clark. Don't worry Clarkie, the girl loves you!
Ollie gets kidnapped and Lois kicks ass. Honestly DC people, why don't you make her officially a hero, she kicks more ass than the whole Justice League put together.
Sometimes baddies are too many to handle and, like now, Lois gets in trouble. Thank God she never took the uncomfortable earphone thingy from her ear, just turned it off, and now it's on so Clarkie will know where to find her (seriously Clark, the listening to her heart beat thing would be a really good thing to start doing now)
Mia saves the minute for now, and we know she's going to be a hero on her own one day. She can't kill Rick and get a good punch on her face for not having the guts to pull the trigger
Then comes Ollie, this thuds have taken a lot of punches tonight, haven't they? and once again Lois kicks ass
For some odd reason Lois and Ollie run to the top of a building . I never understand when people do that in movies/tv shows. Why going up? it's not like they'll be able to fly once they're on top, they will get cornered because there's no other place to go, it's obvious!
Clark hears Lois and Oliver panting, and I'm thankful his mind is not in the gutter, of course, he also hears bullets flying and them running, but you never know. So he takes off.
Lois and Oliver get trapped on the top of the building *rolls yes* I did not see this coming *rolls eyes* and Oliver gets hurt. The guy fires his super-mega-gun and...
Clark shows up to save the day!! just when we thought Oliver was going to get it, he does his super man thingies, while Lois is hidden in Oliver's chest and totally misses Clark being the Blur.
But a bullet runs away and Clark catches it in the right moment, the super-mega-gun explotes and Clark looks a bit hurt at Ollie holding Lois.
Lois smiles at Oliver, they hug, Clark looks at them from the other building and, once again, my heart breaks a little for Clark.
Boldie threats Tess because he's a bad ass kandorian who wants to know about the Blur. It'd been a long time since there was a boldie in the Luthor Mantion, sometimes I miss it, but just sometimes, most of the time I don't. Tess puts her "please don't hurt me" face, which by now I do not believe at all, and neither should the boldie.
Chloe keeps geek flirting with the nerdy guy and Clark walks into the Watchtower to know if she found anything on the Kandorians, but she's been to busy trying to outsmart the other kid.
Chloe: the good news is that i've only counted 100 firewalls, so I think about actually about to score.
Yes Chloe, you're going to score, but not with the firewalls
Stuart: greetings, esteemable foe, whoever you are. Now, i'm guessing since you've made it this far, you probably haven't slept, and your fingers are getting really cramped up, so I thought I would take it upon myself to do you a big favor and just say give up. I can do this all day and all night. I'm sure you already get the picture so talk to the hand.
Chloe: hello, hand
She is totally turned on by a man who can outsmart her, cute. And here we were thinking Chloe's new love interest was going to be Oliver or Dr Hamilton, I think this guy is perfect for Chloe!
Chloe does her computer magic and finds out even what the guy had for lunch two days ago. That's my watchtower girl! I wonder if she'll ever get a costume. Clark just looks at her speechless.
Chloe: it looks like Stuart Campbell is Tess' tech boy wonder, and he has done some pretty heavyweight hacking of his own. Government databases, corporations. We could do a lot with this kind of leverage. Maybe even get him to join us. - can I keep him? I swear I'm going to take good care of him, I'll feed him and take him out for a walk everyday, I won't let him die like the last one, pleaaaase Clark?
Clark: it'll be an even match (even Clark thinks so)
Chloe: Clark, this guy is so good, every time I'd get close, he'd show up and block me.
Clark: I know the feeling
Aaaw, Clark thinks Stuart is the Lois to Chloe's Clark. And Chloe is like "what?"
Clark: Lois and Oliver. Seeing him with her. It's been a long time since he looked that happy.
Chloe: Clark just stop, okay? your willingness to sacrifice yourself for others is a great strenght, for sure, but when it comes to your own happiness, it's definitely a weakness.
Meaning: you're an idiot Clark, and idiot with a big heart, but an idiot none the less.
Clark: but Oliver's been through a lot lately, and we're all friends
Chloe: Lois is not up for auction. For once, try not to second-guess things. All you have to do is ask yourself what do you want?
Chloe needed to have some spice in her life to go back to be all pro-Clois wagon
Tess kicks so much ass, I know I said this with every episode, but as the time goes by I convice myself more and more of it.
I really hope Stuart joins the league, I wanna see who will he become and what kind of relationship will he have with Chloe.
Ollie is not giving up on Mia and that's cute. I hope that clothes don't become her super-hero suit.
And the last scene, a scene that took 5 years in the making.
Clark looks at her lovingly. I adore the look on his face.
Clark: Lois..
Lois: did you hear? the brilliant brass over at KZXP have decided to go with someone else for their morning show.
Great, Lois Lane in full rant.
Clark: Lois...
Lois: after everything that happened, after Olle and I almost got killed, guess who they've decided to go with. Apparently blondes test better with morning viewers.
Hahaha, well, I hope tv turns Mother Teresa!Cat into comic!Cat. At least if she ever comes back, Lois already hates her.
Also, not only Cat stole Lois' job, she also stole her dress and her pearls. Unless the person in charge of that ad is the same one who put Lois' head on Lana's body for the season 9 promo *sigh*
Clark: Lois...
Lois: I'm sorry. I never should have tried out in the first place or dragged you there with me, and I just...
Isn't frustrated Clark the hottest thing there ever is? And Lois is like "what is happening?"
But it doesn't take her long to get into that kiss.
Is it weird that I think Erica has a pretty chin? weird thing to notice, but I've watched this kiss so many times that I also start noticing little details like that.
This kiss is so damn hot, I don't think there was another kiss like this in Smallville, right? I mean, yes, I don't remember Clana kisses because ew, but I don't think Clark ever kissed Lana like this, right? *sigh*
I'm honestly hipnotized by the way their lips move. I think that means I need a boy
They make me so happy.
*sigh* oh the pretty.
That's it people, I'll try to make some time during the week to post the Kandor review, but you should know that if I don't do it before friday then I won't do it, I loved the episode to pieces, and have a couple of things to say about it, but this week could be as crazy as last week's, so who knows.
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