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[underzaumi]

So Mizuki gave me this pretty strange bodybuilding magazine! Well, found it in my bag actually, must have fallen in there at some point. Sorry, man

Comments

[banenii]

Bodybuilders are overrated. And sometimes they just look plain scary.

If you really want something to look at, there are a few male models who have done those sort of shoots. Might be more your style~

[underzaumi]

Well yeah, the actual bodybuilders are scary as hell. But I figured I'd get good workout tips from it or something.

I'm not in it to look at the guys, I'm not gay.

[banenii]

... Then why are you looking at bodybuilder porn?

[underzaumi]

Okay, this is so not porn. They're wearing underpants!

[banenii]

Soft core. Some people actually get turned on by that kinda stuff.

[underzaumi]

Well that's great but I'M HERE FOR THE EXERCISE.

[banenii]

... Masturbation's good for stamina?

[underzaumi]

What are you talking about, I don't do that.

[banenii]

You said you wanted exercise. Sex and masturbation are great exercise regimes.

[underzaumi]

I MEANT LIKE WEIGHTLIFTING.

CATHOLIC. THOSE ARE SINS.

[banenii]

Huh. Really? Wow. Sucks to be Catholic. You miss out on all the fun stuff.

[underzaumi]

Weightlifting's fun!

[banenii]

... Have you even had sex?

[underzaumi]

I barely even know you! What kind of question is that?

[banenii]

An innocent one? Cause sex is way more fun than weightlifting.

[underzaumi]

I'm not married, so guess I'd find out then.