Aloha!

[underzaumi]

Well heeey, this gig rocks already! Swanky hotel, place is crawling with hot boys and hot girls, and plenty of cash to fund my all-inclusive gym membership.  I landed in a pile of luck here

Comments

[flaming_redhead]

Hawaiians are hot.

[underzaumi]

I am all about some sexy manatees. >D

[flaming_redhead]

You, sir, are allowed membership to my roof bar. If anyone tries to stop you tell them Gakuto approved you.

[underzaumi]

Sweet! So are you Gakuto, or is that the name of the manatee?

[flaming_redhead]

I'm Gakuto. The manatee is Wooglebunker. I'm also the bartender so if you have any drinks you'd like just let me know.

[underzaumi]

Awesome to meetcha!

I'd do a real hula for a Caipiroska.

[flaming_redhead]

It's yours, and as long as no coconut bras are involved you will get anything you want. Those things are ridiculous if you don't have tits.

[underzaumi]

Wouldn't those things chafe? Oouuuch.

Nah, male hula dancing is difficult. Does build up some awesome muscles, though.

[flaming_redhead]

Well, if you had one on I'd take it off of you. It would be interesting to see what would happen if we dropped them off the roof.

I can't wait to see. I'm claiming front row seating for it.

[underzaumi]

I don't have one. I've really only seen tourists with them.

I'll dig out my grass skirt for ya.

[flaming_redhead]

I have a collection from the last party thing we had. We had to wear them.

I will get my camera and take pictures.

[underzaumi]

You could get an inflatable palm tree and hang the bras off them.

You might even want to do it. Male hula dancers are sexy.

[flaming_redhead]

Hmm, that's a good idea. I like the way you think.

Do the male hula dancer? I might.

[underzaumi]

I survived Catholic boarding school. I am ingenious.

Male hula dancer does not object to this.

[flaming_redhead]

I survived Hyoutei. I am amazing.

Very good answer. What room are you in?

[underzaumi]

That is pretty nifty.

Hahahah. I'm homeless right now, in one of those tiny holding rooms while waiting for mine to be ready. I do have beer.