Entry One [Accidental Video]

[suaveleather]

[The camera turns on to show the ground and the view is constantly changing as the owner jostles the camera. The communicator drops and when it hits the ground the feed closes. When it next turns on it shows a very confused looking elf with tan skin, a tattooed face, and blond hair.]

Now what is this supposed to be? Oh look, now the little

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[pungere]

It's a networking tool. Welcome to Hell.

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[suaveleather]

[His eyebrows raise up higher and he smirks]

Oh! There is a gorgeous woman on the device now! Greetings! I have no idea where this 'hell' is or what you said this object was but please do keep talking.

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[pungere]

Well, if you insist. [ Katherine doesn't mind hearing herself talk. Why should anyone else? ] You're in the Underworld. If that doesn't ring a bell, you're more lost than you think you are.

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[suaveleather]

I see. In that case, I am more lost than I thought I was. [He sighs dramatically before grinning] Oh well, at least I have lovely company down here. Might I inquire as to your name?

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[doesnotbrood]

You're trapped in a world against your will to be used as a pawn in a war, and you're greatest concern is a blinking light?

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[suaveleather]

I'm what? This is news to me, my friend. [Zevran looks into the camera and slowly smirks] You see, last thing I remember before this place was settling into camp. I was just brought here by the undead. [He raises an eyebrow] Perhaps my new friend would like to fill me in?

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[doesnotbrood]

From what I've gathered, we've been conscripted into a war facilitated by the gods of this place. We are unable to leave as of yet. [...] And I am not your friend.

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[suaveleather]

[He sighs dramatically] Political squabbles with gods instead of nobles and royalty. I am going to assume they don't pay us to participate in this war. [He pauses] Now, about our friendship.... If we cannot be friends we could always be something else, yes? [His smile is positively lecherous]

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[suaveleather]

No, I have been answered by something even better. [He grins, his eyebrow raising] You are a vision of beauty indeed. I think I prefer you to my little light.

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[suaveleather]

Indeed. Tell me my gorgeous goddess, do you know where a new arrival might find shelter and food?

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[bufudynes]

It's called a tablet, they're used for communication purposes.

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[suaveleather]

So I have noticed. [He sighs and shakes his head, not bothering to hide a smirk] Tell me, are all of the residents down here so attractive?

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[bufudynes]

I'm...not certain I understand what you mean. [She never thinks of herself as attractive.]

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[suaveleather]

I have yet to see one unattractive being since that thing which dropped me off here. Maybe I have hit my head and this is all a very pleasant dream, yes?

[Video]

[yearrounder]

[Still not the weirdest thing she's seen.]

I don't know that I'd go that far.

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[suaveleather]

No, you see, it must be enchanted. I keep seeing the most beautiful faces on it! [He grins] See, even now it looks as if a goddess is channeled through and speaking to me!

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[yearrounder]

[Snort.]

Don't let the real ones hear you say that.

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[suaveleather]

Ah, so they are jealous goddesses. I am not surprised they are threatened by your beauty.