video; oo1. ah, technology.

[liugan]

[ My, that's an impressive boot covering the screen. ]

Perhaps that will silence you, accursed thing.

[ Not enough weight on it to crack the screen or anything, of course, but. Y'know. Had to get the device to shut up somehow, while he figures out where exactly he is ... ]

Comments

[Video]

[wasinnocent]

Or you could have just turned it off. But that'd be taking the easy way out, right?

[liugan]

[ /temple rubbing ... ] Had I known of the easy way out at the time, rest assured I would have taken it.

[wasinnocent]

At least you know for the future, right? Although, they have a nasty way of turning themselves on at the wrong moments.

[liugan]

All the more reason to leave the contraption on the ground where it is, then. Is it not?

[wasinnocent]

You could do that, but, if you do, you'll have no way to ever know what's going on here. You'll end up always being the last to know about the weird happenings, abductions, or zombie invasions.

[liugan]

... forgive me.

"Zombie invasions?"

[wasinnocent]

We have them every now and then. Welcome to the Underworld. There's no way out and we're tortured at least weekly. It's a blast.

[liugan]

It sounds ... delightful, I suppose.

[wasinnocent]

At least we get these nifty tablets and free homes.

[liugan]

This is your idea of an ideal consolation prize, is it?

[wasinnocent]

Not exactly, but it's about the only not horrible thing we get.