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Cigar 003 [Audio]

Feb 01, 2012 13:54

[There's the quiet scrape of something familiar, a soft sound, dull. Consistent if not exactly repetitive. Anyone familiar with bars may recognize it as glass on wood. Anyone very familiar might even pick up on the stick that says the drinker's been in his seat for some time.]

No box to blame this one on, I guess.

Least they're together.

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fatal frame iv: ruka minazuki, !uncharted: victor "sully" sullivan, constantine: john constantine, wildcats: cole cash [grifter], firefly: inara serra, kung fu panda: po

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[Voice] savedbyradishes February 1 2012, 23:58:13 UTC

...I've been told that that sort of drink isn't really something, uh, you should do, like...a lot. Or, a lot at one time kind of thing.

[Like the panda's ever been drunk boy are you kidding.]

Re: [Voice] fortune_favored February 2 2012, 00:01:02 UTC

[Oh, Po. The eternal voice of reason.] Panda, I've been told that guys who say that sort of crap ain't never had a drink.

[This is a bad idea. A really terrible idea.] So maybe you should come down and try it. I bet they've got... sake.

[Voice] savedbyradishes February 2 2012, 00:09:19 UTC

[The eternal voice of quite a few things, not all of them as pleasant as most of him.]

Uh, well...I'm kind of roughed up really badly right now-nothing, nothing too bad, I mean, just...you know, stuff. That like, I...I just don't want to, uh, you know...be seen, and I'm really bad at stealth mode I never figured it out and I couldn't like, uh...you know, show up in a disguise because it's like, SURPRISE! A panda-shaped thing here, there's so many pandas here, we can't know who it is! ...so, I mean.

I can't.

Re: [Voice] fortune_favored February 2 2012, 00:16:02 UTC

... Panda.

[Shut up, really. Sully looks at the kid.] Can you move?

[Voice] savedbyradishes February 2 2012, 00:24:22 UTC

[He can't see him, though. Po's been very careful not to show his face on the mirror tablet thing, which has proved difficult with some of the new arrivals. He's too ashamed in a variety of ways until he's back to normal to be seen. Only Jill has, and only because she charmed him with cookies.

Now, if there was charm involved...]

Huh? Yeah, this was...a while ago. With the boxes you mentioned. Just, uh. I.

...I got shaved.

Re: [VOICE, RIGHT. GOTCHA.] fortune_favored February 2 2012, 00:39:36 UTC

[There's silence on Sully's line.

And then, very calmly and without a hint of laughter:] Your skin's black and white, right?

[VOICE, LOL IT'S OKAY] savedbyradishes February 2 2012, 00:45:03 UTC

[...]

Is the skin under you guys' hair the same color as your hair?

[Not meant to be as much a smartass as if anyone else had said it, of course, which means he has to add...]

I'm just pink. Like a pig bear.

Re: [Voice] fortune_favored February 2 2012, 00:51:32 UTC

[Sully actually reaches up to touch his head.] No, guess not. [But he thoughts cats...

Guess cats weren't pandas.] If you want to hide out, Panda, you go ahead. Just never thought you were that type of guy.

[Voice] savedbyradishes February 2 2012, 00:59:28 UTC

[Po feels like Sully might be trying to bait him with him that last statement, but there's more to the panda than, oh, he's a talking panda. There's also his dignity, honor, and pride as both a male and the Dragon Warrior, and having all of his fur forcibly shaven is quite similar to things down to Asian human warriors in times long past.

He just doesn't know how to say that, and he hasn't read about that. So, yet again, the panda is unable to communicate clearly what it is he feels or is thinking. It's a running theme.]

Yeah, well...well, okay. I will! I should be, uh...my fur grows pretty quickly, so I'll see you then...right?

Re: [Voice] fortune_favored February 2 2012, 17:14:07 UTC

[Sully is too stuck in his own thoughts to be baiting anyone.] Unless you decide you want to wrap yourself up in a bathrobe and get outta the house. I'm not gonna laugh. Heck. I'm pink myself.

[Voice] savedbyradishes February 2 2012, 19:45:30 UTC

Yeah, you're all...pink. And smooth, like pi- [nope, nope, humans take a lot of offense to that.]

So...some other time, that'd be better. Besides, you and Inara are gonna meet, right?

Re: [Voice] fortune_favored February 2 2012, 21:06:30 UTC

Yeah, kid. Yeah, we are. [Sully shakes his head and laughs. See, Po, now you're gonna get a care package from an old man just so he can see your pinkness. Your fault.]

[Voice] savedbyradishes February 2 2012, 21:11:56 UTC

[He's not just pink that's the problem, it's that his pinkness lets bruises and cuts and the other signs of his torture and the not-human-but-human's not-human-but-human hands. The fur can cover an awful lot, but...no fur can't.]

Then you guys have fun!

Re: [Voice] fortune_favored February 2 2012, 21:19:29 UTC

Don't know if fun's on the menu tonight, Panda, but thanks.

[Voice] savedbyradishes February 2 2012, 21:26:55 UTC

Well...well, I mean, uh...

[FLIBBERTIGIBBET he's hung up :(]

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