[The face that appears on the screen shows a drenched young woman with eyes that are completely black. She looks more than just a bit annoyed. Her surroundings look like she might be near the river that people arrive on.]
I hate being wet. I hate mud even more. [She shakes her arm, trying to get the mud off of her and then kicks the carcass of something that looks like a dead
sharktopus. There's a katana in her hand that's covered in both blood and mud.]
This is going to take forever to get out. [A beat as she turns the camera to face the creature] Does anyone know what exactly this thing is supposed to be?