(018) Eighteenth Report [>>Accidental Video]

Nov 28, 2011 11:31

[When the video begins, it quickly becomes obvious that it isn't intentional on behalf of its owner: the tablet's sitting upright on a dresser, the surface pretty well-kept except for some papers and books currently piled on the corners ( Read more... )

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[Video] satangotmylungs November 29 2011, 01:52:46 UTC
Jesus fucking shit.

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[Video] zerosuitjill November 29 2011, 14:34:03 UTC
[This look is only slightly skeptical. That's not a good way to get on Jesus' good side, boy.]

What? [/totally innocent and almost genuinely perplexed tone here]

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[Video] satangotmylungs November 29 2011, 16:51:03 UTC
[DON'T TRY THAT INNOCENT BULLSHIT OKAY]

Don't what me. You know what. You know so much of that what that what is insulting. What.

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[Video] zerosuitjill November 29 2011, 16:55:36 UTC
[Iconfais.]

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[Video] satangotmylungs November 29 2011, 16:59:39 UTC
[Oh HELL naw!]

Not that face, either. Are you running a gun store out of your closet?

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[Video] zerosuitjill November 29 2011, 17:03:08 UTC
[That makes her frown] Of course not. I just buy them, I don't sell them.

[DUH, JOHN.]

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[Video] satangotmylungs November 29 2011, 17:20:01 UTC
So you wouldn't sell me the sawed-off shotgun if I begged on hands and knees?

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[Video] zerosuitjill November 29 2011, 17:21:50 UTC
Sell? No.

Lend? Maybe. Depends.

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[Video] satangotmylungs November 29 2011, 17:24:56 UTC
Oh my God...you're a pimp.

[MOCK. FUCKING. HORROR.]

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[Video] zerosuitjill November 29 2011, 17:42:48 UTC
[That gets a soft snort] A gun pimp? I'd probably make more selling them directly.

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[Video] satangotmylungs November 29 2011, 17:49:50 UTC
Are you a player hater, too?

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[Video] zerosuitjill November 29 2011, 17:55:29 UTC
Is it a problem if I am?

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[Video] satangotmylungs November 29 2011, 17:56:52 UTC
Yeah, cuz my double life is rapping about total gun control. So. This may not work out.

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[Video] zerosuitjill November 29 2011, 18:15:10 UTC
I guess not. It was nice while it lasted, though.

As upset as this makes me, I'd advise avoiding me in the near future. Unless you'd like to be pistol-whipped by the aforementioned shotgun.

[Yeahshecouldmanageit.]

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[Video] satangotmylungs November 29 2011, 18:28:14 UTC
Wouldn't it be butted with a shotgun, since it's not a pistol?

[WOW WHAT A SHIT-EATING GRIN THAT IS]

I'll write a rap about that.

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[Video] zerosuitjill November 29 2011, 18:34:37 UTC
[She raises an eyebrow. Again. And for a second her face is entirely Serious.] If it comes down to it, I could always show you the difference between the two.

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