Nov 27, 2011 20:25
[What's that sound?
Oh, it's just a bowl knocking the tablet to the side, effectively turning it on.
Po's pulling out a jug, one with a large enough hole for a rather big cork needed to fill out. Just going about starting up some tofu, from the looks of it.
He turns it to pour what's needed out into a bowl...only. Only...nothing's come out.
He smacks the bottom of it a few times, but it gives nothing but sucking noises, as though it desperately wants to burp but really just can't.]
C'mon...c'mooooon, you...you're not clogged up, you can't be! Made you myself!
[A few more smackings before he lifts it up to look into the jug's eye, and then-
The jug is dropped as Po lets out a rather horrified, not-at-all-manly shriek...rolling into view, all that can be seen is what's obviously a rat's tail and back paw.
Now, one may view this as bad for the restaurant business, of course. A human.
For Po, however...
And to make matters worse, the slowly-plumping cat jumps into view with a hiss of glee as she begins to claw at the parts of the dead rat sticking out. With her wily ways, she's pulled the body out easily enough, put it in her mouth, and turns to present it to Po. As cats, to humans, do.
The only problem is he has no idea what to do...he might be sick.]
!kung fu panda: po,
fatal frame iv: misaki asou,
marvel: laura kinney