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[playsforkeeps]

[The video cuts on to show an expanse of table, as though it's propped up on a stand or something of the like. The surface of the wooden table is covered with scorch marks, and though small objects had been set on fire across it's surface. At the moment, there is a spiral of small rectangular objects set about one end and they trail off toward the

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[savedbyradishes]

[Those red eyes are not...uhm. Unsettling. Like, at all.]

You mad at the blocks?

[Video]

[playsforkeeps]

[That grin doesn't go away.] Evenin', Po. Naw. Jus' practicin', mon ami.

[Video]

[savedbyradishes]

[Nnnnnghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

So...your eyes are what give you powers?

[Video]

[playsforkeeps]

[He laughs.] Non, mon ami. Dey jus' give me away from time to time.

[Video]

[savedbyradishes]

Ohhhh.

[He scratches the back(s) of neck fat.]

So how can you...do that?

[Video]

[playsforkeeps]

I'm a mutant, Po. We all got somethin'.

[Video]

[savedbyradishes]

Oh...and what's yours, like...exactly?

[Video]

[playsforkeeps]

[A devilish grin, not completely different from his usual, except for that glint of sadism in those red eyes.] I make things go boom.

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[savedbyradishes]

[Whoever Po's therapist is, they're gonna need a bigger sofa. Maybe even room.]

Oh...boom. That's...like a weapon?

[Video]

[playsforkeeps]

Whatever I want goes boom, mon petit Panda. Anything.

[Video]

[savedbyradishes]

[And in his mind, he can hear him: FIRE! F-F-F-FIRE! I SAID FIRE!]

Oh...even, like, stuff that's alive?

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[playsforkeeps]

I don't do it often enough, but, [A nod.] oui.

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[savedbyradishes]

[WHY AREN'T WE FIRING!?]

Hah-oh, you know, dang, I have some soup about to boil over...I'll catch you later!

[OH MAN FEED END.]