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[Like other initial posts to the network, the feed is obviously accidental at first. One bleached-blond man is peering at the tablet, turning it this way and that and glancing warily around him now and again.]

... Well, this is unexpected.

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[savedbyradishes]

[Po has been told that the water houses creatures, but still...for some reason, paddling around in what water's provided soothes him. Must be a bear thing, really...though he has had the urge to find some half-finished bamboo furniture to eat...humans have put so much stuff on it that makes it, well. Less than properly edible. (It's called lacquer, Po.)

So there's Po, peering up over the edge of the ground, two black eyes and a white head looked at the human guy with the extremely yellow hair, like unnaturally yellow hair, like...yellower than Monkey yellow, and that was, like, a lot yellow. Yellow like his soup, only...sunnier.

He didn't have a sunny outfit on, though.

Po quietly (in a poor form of stealth mood) shifted one paw out to another as his eyes ventured from the yellow hair (what else was there to look at, really?) to his shorts laying so inconspicuously just a few feet away...]

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[kicked_it_out]

[Okay, that's not a pretty sound behind him. Spike's just gonna skitter to the side, hands going for the knife under his coat... and then he just stops and stares.

A panda. He's gone to hell in a handbasket and he's greeted by a panda.

What in the ever-loving fuck is going on here?]

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[savedbyradishes]

[Po spots that he's been spotted and shrinks away a little, moving down to only the very tops of his eyes can be seen, the fluff of white that is his upper head, and black, round ears.

A moment later and he ducks down entirely before a paw reaches out and pulls his shorts down there with him, putting them on where he can't be seen. Well, unless you could those black, round ears.

Paws go to the ground, using it for leverage to crawl out of the water.]

Uh...hi.

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[kicked_it_out]

[Huh. It's a talking panda. Fancy that. Spike raises a hand in a slow sort of wave.]

Hi.

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[savedbyradishes]

[Yeah, that's a wave...Po knows that much.

He puts his paws together, fingers fidgeting furiously against each other.]

Soooo...you're obviously, uh...new. You're, uh...in the Underworld.

[Good job, Po.]

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[kicked_it_out]

Uh. Yeah. New. You the welcome wagon?

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[savedbyradishes]

Aha...if I am, I'm not a very good one...probably would be because I'm about as big as a wagon... [Though there is the rock creature lady?] ...I can tell you what you need to know, if you'd like, but a totally awesome lady made a guide, too.

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[kicked_it_out]

[To take information from a talking panda or take a guide by an awesome lady? Easy choice.] Guide, huh?

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[savedbyradishes]

Yeah, it's...you can get it on your tablet thing there. [He points, fingers fidgeting on his stomach again.] Someone'll send it to you, unless you talk to Misaki straight off.

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[kicked_it_out]

Huh. [He scratches his head, then lets his hand drop.] Right then. Guide and all.

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[savedbyradishes]

I can...I can try to find it for you? [He points to the tablet. Yes, he has managed to get his big bear paws to cooperate long enough to deal with the texting function. He's awesome, what else can be said?] It's kind of, like, filed away...on mine, at least.

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[kicked_it_out]

[Pause. Talking panda wants his futuristic device.] Oh, to hell with it. [He holds out the tablet.] Do your worst.

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[savedbyradishes]

[He takes the tablet, sitting in a rather flexible pose for such a big fellow, and takes a moment to crack his knuckles outwards-like he's about to get down to business.]

Okay, okay, give me a moment... [It's shocking, how deftly he uses those short claws over the pad, and a good, solid minute later his ears jiggle.] Here you go! [And he hands it over, a guide in two parts.]

I'm Po, by the way.