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[ There’s a pale face with red eyes, topped with white hair staring blankly down at the tablet. He switches through a few functions, experimenting, then frowns, glancing around. He speaks almost absently. ]
Whatever dipshit thought taking the ‘Underground’ thing literally would be hilarious needs to work on their material.
[ And back to the screen. He flips the thing over, inspects it, flips it back. Then shrugs. Not saying no to free swag, so he attaches it to his belt and starts walking. The last part comes out as a bored audio. There’s almost a yawn in it. ]
You can drop the smoke and mirrors. Bring out your idiot boss so we can get this over with.
Whatever dipshit thought taking the ‘Underground’ thing literally would be hilarious needs to work on their material.
[ And back to the screen. He flips the thing over, inspects it, flips it back. Then shrugs. Not saying no to free swag, so he attaches it to his belt and starts walking. The last part comes out as a bored audio. There’s almost a yawn in it. ]
You can drop the smoke and mirrors. Bring out your idiot boss so we can get this over with.