second bow. [Video]

Aug 25, 2011 16:20

[Video opens on what seems to have been a rather derelict building in the market. Seems to, but it's been whipped into shape as best it can. Steam comes in from the kitchen area, and the tablet moves around to showcase what else it has to offer.

There's a little area outside, like a courtyard, with mismatched tables and chair, but really the best that could be done in less than a week. It moves back and up to reveal Chinese writing over it. For anyone who can read it, it says: "MISTER PING'S NOODLE SHOP!" and underneath it, smaller: "There's always room for one more at Mister's Ping's! - FAMILY BUSINESS"

The camera spins around to reveal Po, who seems pretty pleased with himself. He smiles, his nose twitching slightly in obvious accomplishment.]

Whaddya think, guys? Dad ran a noodle shop back home, and cooking's one of my greatest loves, so why not, right? I found this little place not far from the housing...area...place...anyway! Our specialty is Secret Ingredient Noodle Soup, bean buns, and Dragon Warrior dumplings! There's also regular sized dumplings...I think a Dragon Warrior dumpling is too big for, uh, a human to eat in one sitting...here, I'll show you.

[The tablet turns towards the open kitchen area where ingredients are laid out and a giant pot is steaming. Fresh out of the oven are monstrous sized dumplings, surely enough to feed three people starving from hunger. Delicious looking creations, however.]

Anyway! So this is the new Mister Ping's Noodle Shop, and everyone is welcome! It's, well...it's a family business, so don't worry about feeling left out or anything.

[Here he looks serious, odd for his face.]

Dad always said that lonely people needed a place to call home, and that's why he wanted to keep doing what his dad had done. ...that and lonely people pay extra, but. You don't have to tell me if you're lonely, that's okay, prices are all the same.

[He snaps out of his rather odd seriousness before sitting down in a meditative pose and addressing everyone.]

And...well. It seems weird to not address this, but yes. I am a talking panda, and no, that's not strange for where I come from. I'd never seen a human till I got here, so you guys all seem pretty weird to me, too, but if we were all the same, the world would get pretty boring pretty fast, am I right? [A chuckle, half-hearted as it may be.] I'd like to thank everyone who's helped me out so far. Really appreciate it, and I'm not gonna name names because I'll forget someone and I don't want to leave anyone out. Ever.

Oh! Oh! Anise? You still want to learn Kung Fu?

[God, what a smile he has. Feed end!]

!kung fu panda: po, fatal frame iv: misaki asou, persona 3: minako arisato

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