Comments | underworldwars: [001] I’m new in town, can I have directions to your apartment? [accidental video]

nothumdrumvee in underworldwars

[001] I’m new in town, can I have directions to your apartment? [accidental video]

Aug 19, 2011 00:19

[This, Underworld, is a very accidental video of a very new arrival in the boat trying to have a conversation with a very silent Ferryman. He looks very confused, but mostly annoyed. Not getting answers to his questions? Yeah. It sucks.]

Okay, so who put you up to this? Pepper?

[Nothing.]No, you’re right. That would require her to actually ( Read more... )

!iron man: tony stark, wildcats: priscilla kitaen [voodoo], resident evil: jill valentine, marvel: laura kinney, star trek xi: christine chapel, dragon age ii: fenris, persona 3: shinjiro aragaki, constantine: john constantine, fatal frame iv: misaki asou, firefly: mal reynolds, persona 3: junpei iori

Comments 505

[Video] petrifiedgirl August 19 2011, 06:31:40 UTC

Try breaking it.

[Because that's about the only thing that impresses her about the tablet.]

[Video] nothumdrumvee August 19 2011, 06:34:09 UTC

[What is this? Women appearing on this thing? Has he died and gone to heaven?

Oh right, she said stuff.]

Breaking what who now?

[Video] petrifiedgirl August 19 2011, 06:41:08 UTC

This goddamn thing. [She shakes her device violently.] They made them unbreakable.

[Video] nothumdrumvee August 19 2011, 06:41:59 UTC

[Pfffft.]

Nothing's unbreakable, sweetheart.

Thread 9

starsabovemists August 19 2011, 06:41:01 UTC

The ferryman is not wont to dispense information, you'll find. You should do better to direct your inquiries elsewhere.

nothumdrumvee August 19 2011, 06:44:38 UTC

[Oh my god two hot chicks in a row. Freaking score.]

Yeah, I'm finding that one out.

starsabovemists August 19 2011, 06:48:45 UTC

This land is called the Underworld. I've been told it is the afterlife of the Greek deities of Earth. Are you familiar with this?

nothumdrumvee August 19 2011, 06:50:47 UTC

Sure. Now why not pull on the other one, it's got bells and everything.

Thread 26

[Audio] ofunquietwater August 19 2011, 06:44:37 UTC

No Peppers involved. They're not native to the Mediterranean.

[There's a brief pause.] Contrary to popular opinion, Apple isn't responsible. Try blaming other obsolete technological empires for the sake of creativity. We suggest Microsoft.

[Audio] nothumdrumvee August 19 2011, 06:48:02 UTC

[...she sounds crazy.]

Riiiiiight, when all else fails, blame Bill. Works for me.

[Audio] ofunquietwater August 19 2011, 06:59:37 UTC

[Just a bit.]

It was a popular pastime in the 21st Century. Seemed a safe suggestion.

[Audio] nothumdrumvee August 19 2011, 07:09:38 UTC

Well, why not when it's so easy?

Now, can I go back or what?

Thread 12

Video; painhelps August 19 2011, 08:14:51 UTC

It is not an ipod.

Video; nothumdrumvee August 19 2011, 08:18:23 UTC

Well, it sure as hell looks like one. Oh, Steve Jobs is gonna be pissed...

Video; painhelps August 19 2011, 08:35:30 UTC

He will never know. [Sadly, she thinks you're serious.]

Video; nothumdrumvee August 19 2011, 08:38:01 UTC

Like hell. He knows everything.

Thread 48

|| Video || voodooing August 19 2011, 08:16:21 UTC

You know you're actually the second or third person to compare these things to an isomething.

|| Video || nothumdrumvee August 19 2011, 08:19:12 UTC

[There are so many gorgeous women here. This must be heaven.]

Damn. And here I thought I was being original.

|| Video || voodooing August 19 2011, 08:34:38 UTC

[This is your lucky day, Tony, and all it took was a trip to hell.]

Sorry to rain on your parade of originality. Maybe you could make us a better one, since you said you could do better in your sleep and all.

|| Video || nothumdrumvee August 19 2011, 08:37:16 UTC

[Hell works too. Hell might actually be more fun than heaven.]

I'll get right on that. Top of the to-do list right after waking up and getting the hell out of here.

Thread 22