[008 || Accidental Marriage I mean Video ]
[The tablet has turned itself on to reveal a simple, interior view of an apartment door. Nothing fantastic.
Although, a second later, that simple, unassuming apartment door is violently kicked open, splinters flying, knob detaching and lobbing itself into the far wall.]
HONEY~ I'M HOOOOOOOOO~ME!
[In the threshold stands Jack in a heroic pose, covered into something that we've all come to know as spider goo, a detached mutant spider leg hoisted over her tattooed shoulder, still twitching just a bit. In the other hand is a six-pack of beer and a pizza.]
I SAID I'M HOME, BABE! YOU FUCKING BETTER NOT BE OFF WATCHING THE GODDAMN TOILET FLUSH FOR HOURS LIKE A FREAK.
[Jack drops the beer and pizza on sturdy table-like surface, then wanders into the living room area, tossing the spider leg into the middle of the room and letting it hit the coffee table with a crack. She smirks, hands on her hips.]
And don't say I never get you anything.
Although, a second later, that simple, unassuming apartment door is violently kicked open, splinters flying, knob detaching and lobbing itself into the far wall.]
HONEY~ I'M HOOOOOOOOO~ME!
[In the threshold stands Jack in a heroic pose, covered into something that we've all come to know as spider goo, a detached mutant spider leg hoisted over her tattooed shoulder, still twitching just a bit. In the other hand is a six-pack of beer and a pizza.]
I SAID I'M HOME, BABE! YOU FUCKING BETTER NOT BE OFF WATCHING THE GODDAMN TOILET FLUSH FOR HOURS LIKE A FREAK.
[Jack drops the beer and pizza on sturdy table-like surface, then wanders into the living room area, tossing the spider leg into the middle of the room and letting it hit the coffee table with a crack. She smirks, hands on her hips.]
And don't say I never get you anything.