[002 || Video]
[The video feed flips on and you see a whole lot of forest with one grumpy looking Jack in the middle of it, maybe with a heavy bit of spider blood goo on her that she's sneering down at.]
This shit is fucking foul...
[She blinks back to the camera and the screen wobbles, like she's walking.] So the maps on this outdated, vintage piece of crap datapad are showing you've got a never ending forest over here. Anyone ever actually tried to -
[There's a freaky insect chittering noise and the tablet drops to the ground and you get to see Jack summon up a cloud of shiny blue, electric-like, biotic energy, one arm making a lifting motion in the air while an elephant sized spider gets levitated up ten to fifteen feet with the blue energy pulsing all around it, before she does a punching motion with the other arm, the spider getting launched backwards and graphically skewered like a shish-ka-bob on a distance tree branch.
She stomps back and snatches up the tablet, cursing all the while.] Seriously, who do I have to kill to get a fucking omni-tool that works around here? Mine apparently got busted in the trip and this hand-held shit as got to fucking go.
[She's stomping farther into the forest when suddenly, she stops. Turns. Quirks an eyebrow at something off screen.]
And who the fuck is living in a fucking cottage in the middle of spider-infested hell-forest? Don't even tell me 'a mean old witch', you crazy, crazy fucks, because I will break all of your necks in turn if you try to convince me there's some weird Hansel and Gretel shit going on in here.
[The video flicks off.
Oh wait, it flicks back on.]
Oh, and if anyone happens to see this bitch, send her my way. We've got a conversation she didn't finish.
[[ooc; let me know if you want me to change anything about her seeing the cottage, Meghann~]]
This shit is fucking foul...
[She blinks back to the camera and the screen wobbles, like she's walking.] So the maps on this outdated, vintage piece of crap datapad are showing you've got a never ending forest over here. Anyone ever actually tried to -
[There's a freaky insect chittering noise and the tablet drops to the ground and you get to see Jack summon up a cloud of shiny blue, electric-like, biotic energy, one arm making a lifting motion in the air while an elephant sized spider gets levitated up ten to fifteen feet with the blue energy pulsing all around it, before she does a punching motion with the other arm, the spider getting launched backwards and graphically skewered like a shish-ka-bob on a distance tree branch.
She stomps back and snatches up the tablet, cursing all the while.] Seriously, who do I have to kill to get a fucking omni-tool that works around here? Mine apparently got busted in the trip and this hand-held shit as got to fucking go.
[She's stomping farther into the forest when suddenly, she stops. Turns. Quirks an eyebrow at something off screen.]
And who the fuck is living in a fucking cottage in the middle of spider-infested hell-forest? Don't even tell me 'a mean old witch', you crazy, crazy fucks, because I will break all of your necks in turn if you try to convince me there's some weird Hansel and Gretel shit going on in here.
[The video flicks off.
Oh wait, it flicks back on.]
Oh, and if anyone happens to see this bitch, send her my way. We've got a conversation she didn't finish.
[[ooc; let me know if you want me to change anything about her seeing the cottage, Meghann~]]