Minutes from the monthly meeting of disenfranchised multi-cultural beer drinking fools
1) It is the official opinion of the committee that Memphis, TN should secede from the rest of the state, and join Mississippi as a suburb of Tunica.
2) James Earl Ray was a classic white trash sellout, proclaming his guilt for 30 years and then pleading his innocence until he died.
3) White-water rafting is for white people with too much testosterone.
4) LeBron James is the real deal, and would have excelled in the NBA of the 70's and early 80's. LBJ Tha 23 is also the saviour for disenfranchised pre-Jordan NBA fans from the 80's, and deserves our full support.
5) The only way to achieve true racial harmony is to make military service mandatory at age 18, like many European countries. Hard to hate on somebody when you have to rely on them to survive. Even if it's just boot camp. (Easy for us to say, when we're all 30+)
6) No person, regardless of race, wants to live in East St. Louis, IL. But some people have to.
7) Chicago is the greatest city in the world, if you're black (as told by a former city employee).
8) The three scariest movies ever: 3) Fatal Attraction 2) Alien 1) Jacob's Ladder
9) Thicker is still better, in terms of the ladies
10) The state of Missouri knows how to clean a damn road in the winter time.
Motion: At some point in the next week, Jerry Cole (aka "J-Bone")must sit on the West Side of the bar and represent, as Fishin' Keith (aka "Kenny") is the only person of color to have successfully integrated himself into the East Side. And that's because he's good at Ship, Captain, Crew.
On the agenda for the next meeting: Who was the better Jackson? Michael or Jermaine?
You have my word; we will resolve this. And it is a beautiful thing.
2) James Earl Ray was a classic white trash sellout, proclaming his guilt for 30 years and then pleading his innocence until he died.
3) White-water rafting is for white people with too much testosterone.
4) LeBron James is the real deal, and would have excelled in the NBA of the 70's and early 80's. LBJ Tha 23 is also the saviour for disenfranchised pre-Jordan NBA fans from the 80's, and deserves our full support.
5) The only way to achieve true racial harmony is to make military service mandatory at age 18, like many European countries. Hard to hate on somebody when you have to rely on them to survive. Even if it's just boot camp. (Easy for us to say, when we're all 30+)
6) No person, regardless of race, wants to live in East St. Louis, IL. But some people have to.
7) Chicago is the greatest city in the world, if you're black (as told by a former city employee).
8) The three scariest movies ever: 3) Fatal Attraction 2) Alien 1) Jacob's Ladder
9) Thicker is still better, in terms of the ladies
10) The state of Missouri knows how to clean a damn road in the winter time.
Motion: At some point in the next week, Jerry Cole (aka "J-Bone")must sit on the West Side of the bar and represent, as Fishin' Keith (aka "Kenny") is the only person of color to have successfully integrated himself into the East Side. And that's because he's good at Ship, Captain, Crew.
On the agenda for the next meeting: Who was the better Jackson? Michael or Jermaine?
You have my word; we will resolve this. And it is a beautiful thing.