Death
Yeah... so my cell phone is kinda dead. It went through the washing machine for about a minute, which is apparently more than enough to kill it. It might come back to life after airing out for a while... I dunno. I managed to open it up and dry the insides better, but not without making a big, deep gash in my thumb that just won't stop gushing blood. Long story short, I cut myself on my phone trying to revive it, and if you need to reach me, call my house. 425-488-8688. I'll update again when I find out if my phone will make it or not. Dammit.