My tweets
- Wed, 15:23: A G4 reporter at a porn convention stated she'll donate the dildos she just won to charity. George says, "Would that be 'Toys for Twats?'"
- Thu, 02:25: I'm #reading The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove by Christopher Moore http://t.co/k5itCkFt
- Thu, 04:57: RT @ pattonoswalt: Just finished my autobiography, GET SLIGHTLY UPPER MIDDLE CLASS OR DIE TRYIN'.
- Thu, 04:57: RT @ TheDailyShow: Marcus Bachmann tries to quash rumors once and for all. http://t.co/FlxDzo6T #wellplayed
- Thu, 04:57: RT @ StephenAtHome: Help commemorate the end of the USPS with my "Farewell to Postage" Postage. http://t.co/CEYfnmpZ
- Thu, 04:58: Stephen Colbert's "Farewell to Postage" Postage | The official Comedy Central Shop: http://t.co/cuSUSA0k via @ AddThis