[Double Shot][We are Getting Married and That's Final!]
Author : underknight
Title : We are getting MARRIED! That’s FINAL! [Second Part]
Rating : PG-13
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Disclaimer : Yeah! I own Jaeho and they are making steam hot sex in my bed! , Haahhh, that will never happen dude! Get real~
Genre : Crack! [ Humour ], Romance
Length : One Shot [ Two Parts ]
Summary : Don’t you just feel frustrated as hell if your bride (groom) always turns up late on your wedding day? Not only just once but THRICE! With the end as postponing the wedding day again…. Well… If you feel so… Welcome to Yunho’s world.
Author note : It’s the second part and it’s locked XD. Oh, I was thinking for the wedding night, what would you say?
[ First Part ]
[ The Bride Groom Chamber ]
Finally… the day has come. This time my little Jaejoongie and I will get married! No more interruptions! And my beloved Boo … Don’t ever think you can manage to get rid of me now… You won’t be late by even for a barely single second - I’ll make sure of that…
The Famous Jung Yunho spoke to himself mentally as he stood in front of the bathroom mirror putting some gel in his hair to keep the spikes up due to the how unnatural it was.
He then put on his black tuxedo and straightened his gray bow tie. His action was interrupted because there was a sudden knock on the bathroom door.
“Yo, Yunho, are you done yet?!” It was Changmin, who was supposed to be the strongest and bravest man on heart but had shiver running down his spine for the reason that Yunho’s outburst days ago.
“Yeah”, Yunho replied.
“Tsk... Eating is much easier than getting married...” Changmin muttered behind the door. He had enough of this. His hyungdeul was much too troublesome for his own liking.
Before the leader shii stepped out of the chamber, he made sure he brought his engagement ring with an action as he stood at the doorway for a while and took out the white gold ring from his pocket.
Soon Boo… Soon… we will be together forever, as mine. You’ll be claimed as mine and you’ll be named Jung Jaejoong.
Hmm…I really like sound of that., Well, just accept it. Due to the three times accident, he had turned into maniac.
A creepy smile appeared on his handsome features. It was the happiest moment in his life. He didn’t care if Jaejoong was a troublemaker or whatsoever. He didn’t care if Jaejoong couldn’t produce him any heirs. All he cared about was the fact that he loves Jaejoong and Kim Jaejoong loves him back. He had always been his only light, the only one who lit up his darkness. Taking Jaejoong away was like taking away his only light source - he couldn’t live without it.
He stuffed the ring back in his pocket and walked out the door. He made his way towards the main hall of the where he will finally get married the one person he loves so much.
Life was just wonderful for Jung Yunho.
Now to the bride groom… ]
(BANG!) (BANG!) (BANG!)
“JAEJOONG! ARE YOU DONE YET! YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE AGAIN!” The dolphin voiced singer screamed at the top of his lungs while at the same time banging the room door to breaking point ( That sounded pretty wrong XD ).
’What the hell is he doing in the room? He’s been in there for more than an hour already! Geez…I really wonder why Yunho bought those complicated wedding robes for him. He should know Jaejoong by now! Although, the wedding robes are beautiful but it’s Jaejoong we’re talking about! The clumsiest boy had ever made!’, he groaned angrily. Yunho had put him in charge of making sure Jaejoong was on time for the wedding.
“I’m almost done, Junsu ah! I just need to zip up my pants. Okay, I’m done!” Jaejoong unlocked the room door and Junsu walked in.
Even Junsu, the forth most beautiful boy in Asia, had to admit, the raven really did look like angel who was sent down by god, and a gorgeous one too. Jaejoong looked exceptionally beautiful in the wedding robes. You could even mistake him for a woman, especially with his hair grown out.
“Erm… Su Su ah, could you not stare at me like that. It’s creeping me out.”
Junsu broke his stare and thwacked his head. “Idiot! I’m not staring at you! But I have to admit Jaejoong ah, you look really beautiful in those robes.”
“Thank you Junnie ah!!” A warm smile plastered on his face while rubbing the bump on his head. Junsu could almost squeal at his smile.
’Oh My God! He’s looks so adorable when he smiles like that! It just makes me wanna pinch those baby cheeks of his and cuddle him forever! Awwwww……...
But then, I don’t think Yunho will like that. He’ll probably burn me alive if I did that. (Sigh) ’
Finally, he decided to just return him a brotherly smile instead. “Come on Jaejoong ah, we’re going to be late for your wedding. You don’t want your groom to wait again don’t you?”
“LIKE HELL I CARE! That BASTARD can wait for another hour! It’s his fault for buying and making me wear this stupid weird thing!” Behind his mind, he was regretting his bet with his oh-so-called-lover last week.
’Damn it! I shouldn’t have bet with him if I knew he’s going to make me wear this thing. It’s so embarrassing! That Asshole! After we get married, I’m really gonna make you SUFFER on our wedding night. Serves you right, you fucking BASTARD!’
“But Jaejoong ah, it was your fault that the previous weddings were canceled. And it’s not only once but thrice already!” Junsu noted. His mind went searching for his memories, has Jaejoong bumped his head or something?
“It wasn’t my fault!” Jaejoong protested back.
Junsu cocked an eyebrow. Jaejoong sighed in defeat.
“Fine. So it was my fault that I screwed up for the first time and the third time but second one doesn’t count!”
Junsu just shook his head and took Jaejoong’s hand and lead him to the door.
At the doorway, he made a quick check with his band mate before they headed out. Oh sure… He wouldn’t want to face his angered leader later.
“Is the wedding ring with you?” he asked.
“Yup. Safe and Sound.” Jaejoong patted his wedding robe’s pocket to assure himself that the ring was there.
They had managed to find the ring 2 weeks ago. It was hidden in his wedding robes pocket all along and it was the only place he didn’t check because he totally forgotten that the robes had a pocket.
“Alright, let’s go.” The both of them walked toward the Church.
[At the entrance outside of the church...]
“Are you ready?” Junsu asked as she put a hand on the handle of the church door.
“(Gulp) Ye-Yeah.” Jaejoong answered nervously.
“Don’t worry Jaejoong ah. Everything will be fine.” Junsu gave him comforting smile.
“Thank you Junsu ah. Alright, let’s get this over with!”, the other nodded. As he was about to opened the door suddenly…
“JAEJOONG!”
They both turned their heads towards the voice and saw a woman man with a long red haired tied up in a ponytail waving and running towards them.
“Narsist! Why are you late?” Junsu sneered at his best friend.
“Shut up you dolphin!! I was busy choosing some nice flowers for the bride.”, Heechul glared back.
“Flowers? Why do we need flowers for? And who is the bride?” Jaejoong asked innocently, or should I say… Dumbly?
“Of course it’s you Jaejoong ah! Every bride must have a bouquet of flowers on their wedding.” Heechul just smile sweetly at him and passed him a bouquet of nicely wrapped white roses.
“W-What! Hold on a second! I’M NOT THE BRIDE!” A tint of redness appeared on his cheeks.
“Of course you are. Your dress even indicates you are one!”, the famous bishonen grinned sinisterly at him. It was so much fun teasing Jaejoong. Best of all, he looks extremely cute especially when he blushes!
Junsu giggled at the scene. He then looked at her watch. It was time to go in.
“Okay, that’s enough you guys. The bride needs to go in now, and I don’t want the groom to go fuming again.”
“I’m not the Bride!” The two pretty women men just ignored him and they both slowly put their hands on the church door. He didn’t miss the smirks on their faces.
CHULSU! They’re devils incarnate.
As Heechul and Junsu pushed the doors open, his heart began to beat rapidly. He took a big breath and entered the church, Sakura and Ino following behind him with huge smiles on their faces. Not to mention small glints in their eyes.
As Jaejoong walked along the aisle, he became very, very nervous. All the attendants were looking fawningly at him. He clutched the roses tightly against his chest and looked down, refusing to meet their eyes.
“Hi Jaejoong!” a familiar voice called out.
Jaejoong immediately looked up and saw all his friends and his maniacs at the front row. Yoochun, Hankyung, Shiwon, Donghae, Kibum, Lee Teuk, Kang In, Yehsung, on the left as his friends and half maniacs disguised as Super Junior, an on the right was totally his maniacs. Kat - Tun, Se7en, Rain and the list goes one.
All of them were smiling happily at him. Donghae was waving at him. Jaejoong felt the tension slowly fading away when he saw them. He smiled back at them. He was now able to walk on more confidently.
Finally, he reached the spot and the people went to their places. Jaejoong was now standing in front of the man he was going to wed. He looked up at his soon-to-be husband.
Now he knew why the entire female population of Asia wanted so much to claim this man as theirs. Yunho was really had the most handsome and sexiest features ever. With just one look, you’d immediately fall for him. He had the tannest and sun-kissed skin and also had well built muscles on a manly body. Heck! Who doesn’t want this HOT SEXY DUDE! He’s a SEX GOD that turns you on with just one look!
Jaejoong was the luckiest person to have him! Even if he’s a guy. But HELL! Who cares about gender anyway! As long as you love him and he loves you, it’s all that matters!
Jaejoong then smiled beautifully at the leader. Yunho returned the gesture. Yes, it was the happiest moment of his life until…
“Eh Jae, I didn’t know that you wanted to be the bride. If you’d told me earlier I would have bought you a wedding gown instead.”
The beautiful smile distorted suddenly into a deadly glare. Jung Yunho sure knew how to ruin a perfect moment.
“BASTARD! ARE YOU SAYING THAT I LOOK LIKE THE BRIDE?” Jaejoong shrieked loudly, his voice echoing throughout the church hall.
The attendants sunk lower in their seats and shivered with terror. The priest again took out his cross and started praying for mercy. After this wedding, he was definitely retiring, not to mention he was never the priest at the first thing. The groom was already bad enough but who would have guessed that the bride groom was worse and ( If that even possible ) scarier than the groom. PLUS louder!
The only person who was not affected was Yoosu as they were very used to Jaejoong’s outbursts.
“Then what’s with the white roses you’re holding Boo? Don’t all the brides have flowers in their hands hmm? Anyway, it fits you really well.” Yunho just smirked at Jaejoong who was already getting ready to pound him hard to the ground. He didn’t care whether it was their wedding day; he was still going to kill that bastard.
Yunho was regretting his bet a bit. If only he knew what will Jaejoong do on his wedding night.
‘Damn! I should have bet him into wearing the wedding gown instead. Who knows, he might look even sexier and more beautiful sexier in it! Oh well, what’s done is done. (Sigh) Maybe next time…’
“JUNG YUNHO! I SWEAR I’LL…” The furious bride groom was interrupted by an annoyed best man.
“AHEM! Don’t you guys think that we should continue the ceremony? You’re wasting time here. Tsk, so troublesome.”
Yunho then held his hands out to Jaejoong, “Shall we?”
Jaejoong gave him a last deadly glare, “Fine. But that doesn’t mean this is over!” He took Yunho’s hand and the ceremony went on.
The priest cleared his throat and looked at Yunho.
“Jung Yunho, do you take Kim Jaejoong as your lawful spouse, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish until death do you part?"
"I do." Yunho just answered simply. The priest nodded and turned to Jaejoong.
“And you Kim Jaejoong, do you take Jung Yunho as your lawful husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for …”
“Just cut straight to the point, old man! I don’t have much time here! These robes are killing me! So Hurry Up!” Jaejoong almost half screamed at the priest while wiping off his sweat on his forehead. It was really hot under those thick robes.
“Erm… ok… So do you?”
Jaejoong took a big breathe and gave his final answer.
“I...”
(GRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOWWWWLLLLLL!...)
(Thud.)
Jaejoong suddenly dropped the flowers and clutched his stomach tightly. There was a painful look on his face. He immediately dashed out of the church to find the nearest public toilet.
There was a long, dead silence in the church after that. All the attendants froze in their places while the priest… fainted on the spot.
Heechul nervously whispered to Junsu, “Ummm… S-Suu, what ex-exactly did Jaejoong eat this morning?”
“I…don't...know.” Was all Junsu said.
“W-What actually happened?” Shiwon asked while holding a big wet handkerchief in his hands. He had been crying ever since the ceremony started. However, the tears stopped immediately after…the incident.
“Ma…Ma… Jaejoong must have forgotten to check his food expiry date again.” Kibum answered his weird band mate. A smile appeared under the infamous smile and he patted Shiwon’s back softly.
“Well, that’s your favorite suprising Kim Jaejoong, always full of surprises!”
“Tsk, this is troublesome as hell.” Yoochun just shook his head and looked at the attendees. All of them were still frozen in their places and sporting collective bewildered looks.
(Sigh) They’ll most probably stay like this until tomorrow morning.
He then looked at the Yunho. For the first time since the fiasco that was the wedding started, he was scared out of his life.
Yunho had already transformed to one of the Resident Evil’s character completed with guns and bazooka. His eyes stared angrily and his aura told us the meaning furm. His whole body was shaking in rage and his fists were clenched tightly. The dark and very dangerous aura surrounding him began to grow bigger and bigger.
Soon everyone snapped out of their thoughts when they felt danger near them. They took one good look at the leader and the first thing that came to their minds was ……… RUN!
And that’s what everyone did. In 5 seconds, everyone was out of the church, including the priest. Yoochun somehow managed to carry him while running out of the church.
“KIM JAEJOOONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Jung Yunho’s terrifying roar could be heard from a mile away.
After 3 seconds, the entire church exploded into a giant fireball. Yunho had used his famous amazing bomb which he bought from no where to burn the whole place down, and that my friends, … was the end of Korea biggest church.
So the wedding was cancelled…..again.
Isn’t life just so wonderful?
END
A/N : HAHHAHHAA! Anybody asking the wedding night?