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so i had to shit in a park today and had to use one of my top 5 favorite shirts to wipe my ass. yes, i said i shat in a park today, not a park bathroom. no, i am not proud but i'm not ashamed either. here's the story...i was at a farmer's market in a park. there were no bathrooms or "port-a-johns" available. so i followed a path througth some shrubbery and into a wooded area about 15 feet wide in between the park property and the main road adjacent to it. i was wearing a pats sweatshirt over my blue camp counselor shirt. i shat right there in that spot. shortly after i began, these two little kids walked right in front of where i was shitting...maybe 10 feet away. then, about 20 seconds later, an extremely attractive girl who i'm assuming was their older sister decided to join them collecting leaves...within 10 feet of me taking a shit. luckily, they continued on and i was forced to wipe with my shirt because some other people started walking towards the spot and i didnt have time for leaves.
i will miss that shirt.
i will miss that shirt.