holy banana pants!

May 11, 2005 00:10

if i win the lottery, i know exactly what i'm doing. i'm going to beceom a scalper super hero. what i'll do is, i'll buy like 50 tickets to a concert. then, i'll sell them for half price!!!! but only to the bands' true fans.

for x-ant-pole, if i had a billion dollars, i'd buy 50 tickets to a weezer concert and give at least one of those to john layer for half price.

that way, true fans get to see their favorite band for cheap, and get GOOD seats.
that way, the band gets paid full ticket price and gets to have their #1 fans sitting closest to them singing along.

it'd be fucking heaven
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