Spammy McSpam-Spam: Part One
Introducing part one of the "Emily is bored and will be home all day" probably useless Veronica Mars spam. I call this one "Why Mac and Dick are the Worst Pairing Ever". I've written up a helpful list of the reasons why this would be the most rediculous, not to mention improbable relationship, since oh... ever? Under the cut there are a few screencaps from various episodes to further re-inforce said point.
1. She thinks he's an asshole: Mac hasn't tried to hide her dislike for Dick, like ever. He's (on-and-off) dating Madison, who's basically Mac's archnemesis, he's an '09er of the worst sort and he's stupid. Nothing there would appeal to Mac, ever. She likes Cassidy for the exact opposite reasons; he's smart, funny and nice. To date Dick would be to go against everything that "anti-establisment", "fight-the-power" Mac stands for. She also has no problem setting a transvestite on him.
2. She's barely even on his radar: Dick didn't even know Mac existed until she started hanging around with his brother and even then, he could barely even be bothered to learn her name. Believe it or not Mick (or Dac, or whatever they're calling it) fans, "Ghost World" isn't a term of endearment; it means he thinks she's a weirdo freak!
3. Mac isn't going to want to date anytime soon: After what happened in 2x22, I'd imagine she'll be put off guys for a while, and why on earth would she want to date the one guy who would remind her most of the situation. I'm stil betting for Mac to end as the lesbian character, because every modern high school show, needs some Gay, to show that they are Tolerant. No to mention that if this show keeps taking cues from Buffy, Mac falls into the position of Willow (best female friend, unpopular, computer whiz).
4. If they did end up together it would be the most fucked up relationship ever: You've got Mac, who was dating Dick's brother, who ended up being a mass-muderer and rapist. Dick's mother lives in Europe without him because she just doesn't care, his father is a fugitive, probably sipping margaritis in Tahiti or something, and his brother? Dick has got no one left, so it's unlikely that he's not super fucked-up at the moment. Beaver would be the elephant in the room in that relationship in that the entire relationship would revolve around him. Dick would be dating his dead brother's girlfriend and Mac would be dating her evil ex-boyfriend's ass-hat older brother. Dick obviously cared about Beaver, way more than he cared about some "random" girl Beav was dating. It is just... never.. going... to... happen. And if Rob Thomas does go that way, I'll be fucking pissed.
I had originally intended to cap the scene I wanted myself, but it's really fucking hard so eventually I just gave up and nabbed them all from vm-caps.com.
Exhibit A: 2x13, "Ain't No Magic Mountain High Enough"
Dick is pissed that his brother is dating a dork. This picture also includes Dick's canon love interest #1, Madison Sinclair. She's blond, pretty, rich and stupid. Our first example of Dick's type, a little something I call "the bimbo".
Exhibit B: 2x20, "Look Who's Stalking"
This is Gia Goodman, the rich, pretty, stupid daughter of mayor who I want to kick in the face and shoot off his balls Woody Goodman. She's Dick's other "love" interest. Which mostly means he wants to bone her.
Exhibit C: 2x22, "Not Pictured"
Graduation ceremony, Mac is getting her diploma. Beaver claps and cheers enthusiastically. Dick claps half-heartedly and looks over at his brother. It's true love! Incidentally, I'm really attracted to that guy in the background with the purple shirt. He looks familiar
Exhibit Cb: 2x22, "Not Pictured"
Dick has just told Veronica that Beaver and Mac are in a hotel room, "makin' looove". Does this look like the face of a jealous man?
There's probably a lot more evidence, but I'm just too lazy.
In conclusion, Dick/Mac (or Dac, Mick, Dindy, Chichard, whatever): Just Say No!